Pull Shoot Explodes "Con-of-the-Month:"

This month, PSE (we'll get you now....and we'll screw you later) is proud to present:

A Con of a CON-test!!

"NO TECHNICAL RAZZLE-DAZZLE HERE, BUT A MARKETING BREAKTHROUGH"

"...and seven different species categories, including whitetails, mule deer and deer shot behind high fences."

What about the ZOO species?

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Ad From "UP Front" pg. 12 Bow Hunting World April 1999

Her hair....is perfect.

Her eye makeup....is perfect.

Her lips....are perfect.

Her nails....are perfect.

Her clothes....are dry cleaned, and perfect.

Come'on....give me a break!  This model has never seen a dead animal before,(most likely a vegitarian) much less shot one.

Does Pete the salesman think we are really this dumb?

Real Women Hunters from article "Does & Bows" by Lisa Price in Bow & Arrow Hunting April 1999

Check out these REAL WOMEN HUNTER:

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Their  hair....is not perfect.

Their eye makeup....is not perfect.

Their lips....are not perfect.

Their nails....are not perfect.

Their clothes....are not dry cleaned, and perfect.

(GEE! They must be REAL WOMEN HUNTERS)

 

Can ANYBODY  believe PSE anymore??

It seems that slippery "Pete (the used car salesman) Shepley" is trying to raise funds to help pay for his "in-appropriate" use of other peoples technology AKA the Mathew's  Line of quality bows.  Salesman Shepley has "come up with a novel way" for PSE bowhunting to  hit an all time low, having to pay archers to participate in a sport they all love.  It seem's that participants who use Pull Shoot Exploders will be paid "extra", I guess it will help to defray probable medical expenses incurred from shooting PSE stinkeroo bows.

Paying bowhunters....very sad.

Where does the "other" 30% go, slippery Pete? Legal Fee's?

Winners must submit to a "lie detector test", That's the pot calling the kettle black...huh?!

Who's pairing up with Mitch Rampola

This shooting s.t.a.r.s. gimick sounds more like a black hole.

 

"Know what your really getting when you deal with PSE"

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Woof-woof

Soon to say,  PSE "MADE IN CHINA" with pride, Charlie-son

 

February - Prolong

March - NO Razzle-Dazzle...

April - Sorry no funds...

 

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