Women Golfers

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.

The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball

Headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped

His hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll

Around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to

apologize. "Please, allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know

I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she said earnestly.

"Umph, ooh, nnoo, I'll be all right I'll be fine in a minute,"

he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still

clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally

allowed her to help him.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she

Loosened his pants, and put her hands inside and began to massage

him,ever so tenderly.

She then asked him:

"How does that feel?" He replied: "It feels great, but my thumb

still hurts like hell!"