The Wizard of Oz

>>> >

>>> > Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly, and says, "I had a terrible time

>>> > with Iran, so I' ve come for some courage."

>>> >

>>> > "No problem" says the Wizard, "Who's next ?"

>>> >

>>> > Ronald Regan steps forward and says, "W-well, w-w-well, I need a new

>>> > brain."

>>> >

>>> > "Done" says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great Wizard?"

>>> >

>>> > Up steps George Bush with a sad look on his face. "I'm told by the

>>> > American people that I need a heart."

>>> >

>>> > "I've heard that it's true" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."

>>> >

>>> > Then there is a long silence.......Bill Clinton is just standing

>>> > there looking around, but hasn't said a word. This irritates

>>> > the Wizard, and he speaks with a loud voice, "WHAT BRINGS

>>> > YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?"

>>> >