Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a

: stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with my wife."

: "Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

: "When it was over," Harvey replied, "she came to me on her hands

: and knees."

:: "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say"?

:: Before Harvey had time to answer, his wife entered the bar and

: swiftly interjected:

: "I said: 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel'".

:

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: A young man in a bar leans over to the guy sitting next to him

: and says, "Hey buddy, do you wan to hear a "redneck" joke?"

:

: The second guy replies, "Before you tell that joke you should

: know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs. ... and I'm a redneck. See

: my friend over there? He's is 6'2", 225 lbs. ... and he's also a

: redneck. And see that big fella next to him? He's a redneck too.

: So, do you still want to tell that joke?"

:

: To which the young man answers, "Nah. I don't want to have to