Acronym Page for PSE:

 

bulletPull Shoot Explode!                          (A personal favorite of mine, from Tucson AZ.)
bulletPurchase Something Else!              (right-on Paul)
bulletPieces Shattered Everywhere       (MM's brother blew out his PSE and went to Onieda)
bulletPerfect Suicide Equipment              (Dr. Kovorkians tool of choice?)
bulletPiece of Shit Equipment                    (This say's it all)
bulletProven Shitty Equipment                  (According to all the E-mails I get)
bulletPolish Standard of Excellence           (Reminds me of Polish glue, duct tape. Used on PSE risers & limbs)
bulletPete Shepley's Embarrassment         (Would you buy a used car from this guy?)
bulletPeriodically Sporadic Equipment      (Will it...or won't it work?)
bulletPrecision Shooting Equipment           (Precision...perhaps the funniest of all!)
bulletPull SUED Explode!                                (Mathews SUES PSE, PSE dealers next?)
bulletPray for Safe Equipment                        (Thanks Greg, perfect)
bulletPerverse and Strange Equipment    (PSE told me that the $200.00 discontinued Fireflight has the                                                                      same limbs as a $700.00 Mach8???#@$%*....... What do you get                                                                      for the other $500.00?)
bulletPredominately Slow Equipment     (Historically, they never published speed ratings on their bows?
bulletPredominately Substandard Equipment    From J.Owen
bulletParts Scattered Everywhere            (Ryan and Lisa told me so!)
bulletProducers of Stolen Equipment     (Why create,...when you can steal it from Mathews)
bulletPotentially Suicidal Experiences    (3 NEW 1997 PSE blow-ups gave Gary Richmond, target panic...)
bulletPete Shepleys Enema                       (Thanks for this GREAT one)
bulletProfusion of Shoddy Equipment     (Pump'n out the copies of Mathews bows....get your lame copy                                                                          today!!!....Charlie SON...)
bulletPretty Sucky Equipment                      (A post by ERIC LINDSAY)
bulletPoor Shooting Equipment                    (From a post)
bulletPooper Scooper Equipment               (Poo Poo Stuff)
bulletProduct of Shanghai Enterprises        PSE? Archery manufacturing city of E. China, on the Yangtze.  POP 8,100.000
bulletPete Shepley Effigy                                 Burn a PSE for Pete...sheeep'a lee
bulletPowerful and Serious Explosions      Seal teams new explosive material (a PSE composite)...better that                                                                         C4....no REALLY!
bulletPETA Supported Equipment                 Thanks Dwain......probably where the "other 30%" of the STARS                                                                         entry fee goes!
bulletPlead, Shepley for Mercy!!        Oh please MR MATT, please make them stop!
bulletPatent Stealing Engineers           Well, you know the "ongoing" story.
bulletPractices Shady Everything       And the Cons keep Con'n....per J.Owen
bulletPoorly Shot Err-ows                      Watch 'em go...watch'em blow  J.Owen
bulletPractically Shatters Everything   From the fertile mind of J.Owen
bulletPete the Sneak, shEpley                  WATCH OUT!......YOUR NEXT
bulletPete Should Explain!                       Thanks to John Irvin
bulletPawn Shop Express                     Thanks to our MSU bud, Pat McPherson
bulletPete Swindles Everyone                Sell defective equipment, promise everything. Watch your back
bulletPete Sniffs Epoxies                       Limb epoxies are only one of Pete's substance abuses
bulletPeel Split Explode                         Splintered Exploders
bulletPinocchio Spews Effluviams        "...the customer will be satisfied" LIAR
bulletPotty Stall Ethics      (The way P.S.E. runs the business.) via email.
bulletProfessional Shaft & Evasion   (What you get from P.S.E. staff) via email
bulletPretty Sorry Effort          (to please a customer with a legitimate complaint.) via email
bulletPete Screws Everyone!       via email
bulletPerilous Shooting Experience!   via email        
bulletPAST Shooting Equipment!        via email    
bulletPinocchio's Shameful Exploits!   via email
bulletPissed Shooters Everywhere        from Aaron Kneriem
bulletPurchase Shoot Emergency   From Bruce in CANADA!
bulletPlastic Surgery Eventually       From Bruce in Canada
bulletProduct Shatters Eventually    From Bruce in Canada
bulletPretty Scary Entertainment      From Bruce in Canada








 

Remember (to the tune of a marching MICKEY MOUSE!):  "...Who's the looser,  (of) ARC-HER-Y.....that's built bow's for you and ME??.............P,..E,..T,...SHE,.....PLE-Y!!.......  Shepley sucks......SHEPLEY SUCKS!!!.... PSE sucks!!!,...  P.S.E.  SUCKS!!!.......

They BLOW-UP when you pull them fully back, BACK!, BACK! BACK!!

 

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