Gomer W. Bush (OH, my) Report Card
Fails to sign the
Believes scientist are dumb. No
such thing as global warming, it’s a scam. -ouch
Believes scientist are smart (go figure). They agree with the gome-ster to develop a
1970’s star wars missile shield.
-ouch
Wants to destroy the Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge, needs to drill
more in an attempt to provide fuel for Lincoln Navigators and Excursions. -ouch
Wants to increase the level of arsenic in the public water supply. –ouch
Breaks campaign promise to curb effluents from coal and other power
producers. Decides it’s too expensive
for his business buds. –ouch
Overspends, to provide a “tax credit” for individuals on NEXT YEARS
taxes. Hopes it will stimulate the
economy….but it doesn’t. –ouch
Stock market crashing to all time lows.
How’s your retirement? -ouch
Economy in recession for first time in years. Headed for a depression? -ouch
Deficit spending for the first time in years. -ouch
Unrestricted spending…40 million here, 80 billion there, 400 billion
dollar strike aircraft (to be built in
Blatant disregard for separation of church and state. Gomer is quoted on national TV stating that
“Jesus Christ, my lord and savior” is his most influential person in his life.
– (weird) ouch
Bush chooses Osama bin Laden as “guilty” (no trial needed) within an
hour of 9-11 attacks. Guilty, until proven innocent? Wanted
DEAD or ALIVE! Reward now
$25,000,000.00 –ouch
Bush begins “Christian holy war crusades”. Born again gomers dead and injured to be
announced. –ouch. See below.
Bush puts
Wants CHILDREN to donate money for the
Afgn. refuges as he kills them with bombs (children buy in?) – ouch,
Similar to the Hitler youth
program, get the children and adults to “buy in”.
BTW, Gome wants you to send those (bio infested?) dollar bills directly
to the White House. HOW STUPID IS
THIS? -ouch
Gomer Creates “Homeland
Security”. Homeland and Fatherland terms
often used A.Hitler. Hitler created a
homeland security guard which sent thousands of young and old to their deaths
in the closing weeks of WW2. - Humm, ouch.
Gomer says there will not be any
discussion in this mission with the terrorists….turn in the bad guys or
else!!!, THEN he says he will give them 1 more attempt to turn in O.B.L. – ouch
Gomer gives 1 billion dollars (per CNN) and full military support to the
CIA (for a contract killing) to have O.B.L. murdered. –double ouch
Homeland guard say’s major terror event likely in days to come…BTW this
was 1…ooops 3 month ago. Here they go
again, said major terror event #2 (concurrent events) likely in the next few
days….we will check back in a month on this one too (he, he, ha ha). Gomer needs to keep the “terror alive”,
needs the
Abdual Haq
called
DUMB, dumb
decides to release the automotive industry from future gasoline fleet mileage
goals in favor of (future) fuel cell
development. I wonder how much the gome
pocketed for this one? - Ouch, and for our air WE breath…..DOUBLE
OUCH!
ENRON +
GOMER+ REPUBLICANS OH MY! - ouch
Spends
BAZillions on destroying
-Security plans and spending for the Winter Olympics
-President Bush expected to request an additional $15b
-$880m additional funds for Cyber Defense and more
homeland procurements and new program starts - OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!
HEY HEY…look what’s in the news today!!! (cut for brevity)
Bush Wants $50 Billion for Terror War
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By SANDRA
SOBIERAJ
WASHINGTON
(AP) - President Bush called Wednesday for nearly $50 billion in additional
military spending for the war on terrorism, the largest increase for the
Pentagon in two decades.
Privately, he
assured Republican and Democratic leaders that he has "no ambition
whatsoever" to exploit the war on terrorism for political gain in this
election year. ……
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OH MY GOD-
GOMERNOMICS:
Layoffs
way up First-time claims for jobless benefits hit 10-year high. The weekly
claims number rose by 8,000 to 504,000.
Durables:
Orders plummet & Homes:
12% sales decline -
OUCH
Output sinks for 13th month in a row
Capacity falls to lowest level since 1983 By Rachel Koning, CBS.MarketWatch.com
Last Update: 9:16 AM ET Nov. 16, 2001 WASHINGTON (CBS.MW)
- Industrial output has fallen for 13 months in a row, the longest string of
declines since the Great Depression.
Gomer W. Bush - Holly War Crusades
Update: $358,000,000,000.00+ and growing.
Nuclear weapons used to date: (to be announced/updated)
U.S. Soldiers Killed wounded or maimed to date: 12
Women and children killed, wounded or maimed to date: Hundreds (to many to keep track of) and counting.
Suspected terrorists dead: Maybe 1 maybe more, but unverified.
Bunch of useless abandoned “terrorists camps” 42
Abandoned caves 33
Suspected terrorists dead but not really terrorists: 4 UN
relief workers and 4 civilians near airport.
1 military hospital
on Harat’s Eastern edge.
1 Red Cross Storage
Warehouse - stored food and medicine
confirmed dead.
SAME Red Cross
storage warehouse bombed for a second time! – stored food and medicine
confirmed, really dead.
2 “other” Red Cross
warehouses bombed.
1 old Toyota pickup
truck.
1 jackass.
Misc. clay and dirt
structures.
Girlie Gomer passes out
on pretzel….too bad it wasn’t salted.
Feel free to send the girlie gome an extra large bag of super salty
pretzels!
Go go GOMER, go.