Restroom Graffiti:
> >
> > The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast
> plate open.
> > Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
> >
> > If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you
> can't take a dump here.
> > Your asshole is in Washington.
> > Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
> >
> > Beauty is only a light switch away.
> > Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North
> Carolina.
> >
> > I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower
> my standards.
> > Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge,
> Massachusetts.
> >
> > If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of
> life, then let's all
> > get wasted together and have the time of our
> lives.
> > Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
> >
> > Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,
> how are you?"
> > Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
> >
> > God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
> > The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.
> >
> > No matter how good she looks, some other guy is
> sick and tired of putting
> > up with her crap.
> > Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
> North Carolina.
> >
> > To do is to be. -Descartes
> > To be is to do. -Voltaire
> > Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
> > Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale,
> Arizona.
> >
> > At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
> > Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona
> >
> > It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
> anywhere.
> > Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
> Wickenburg, Arizona.
> >
> > Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married
> >
> > God is dead. - Nietzsche
> > Nietzsche is dead. - God
> > The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.
> >
> > If voting could really change things, it would be
> illegal.
> > Revolution Books, New York, New York
> >
> > A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or
> testicles, you're going to
> > have trouble with it.
> > Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,
> Texas.
> >
> > Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
> doesn't die.
> > Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
> >
> > If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
> opposite of progress?
> >
> > Express Lane: Five beers or less
> > Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's,
> Phoenix,AZ.
> >
> > You're too good for him.
> > Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed
> Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
> >
> > No wonder you always go home alone.
> > Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,
> Beverly Hills, CA.
> >
> > What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke
> is in your hands.
> > Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, Kentucky.