Restroom Graffiti:

> >

> > The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast

> plate open.

> > Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

> >

> > If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you

> can't take a dump here.

> > Your asshole is in Washington.

> > Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington

> >

> > Beauty is only a light switch away.

> > Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North

> Carolina.

> >

> > I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower

> my standards.

> > Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge,

> Massachusetts.

> >

> > If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of

> life, then let's all

> > get wasted together and have the time of our

> lives.

> > Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

> >

> > Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,

> how are you?"

> > Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

> >

> > God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

> > The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

> >

> > No matter how good she looks, some other guy is

> sick and tired of putting

> > up with her crap.

> > Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,

> North Carolina.

> >

> > To do is to be. -Descartes

> > To be is to do. -Voltaire

> > Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra

> > Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale,

> Arizona.

> >

> > At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

> > Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona

> >

> > It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been

> anywhere.

> > Written in the dust on the back of a bus,

> Wickenburg, Arizona.

> >

> > Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married

> >

> > God is dead. - Nietzsche

> > Nietzsche is dead. - God

> > The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.

> >

> > If voting could really change things, it would be

> illegal.

> > Revolution Books, New York, New York

> >

> > A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or

> testicles, you're going to

> > have trouble with it.

> > Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,

> Texas.

> >

> > Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and

> doesn't die.

> > Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

> >

> > If pro is opposite of con, then what is the

> opposite of progress?

> >

> > Express Lane: Five beers or less

> > Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's,

> Phoenix,AZ.

> >

> > You're too good for him.

> > Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed

> Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

> >

> > No wonder you always go home alone.

> > Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,

> Beverly Hills, CA.

> >

> > What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke

> is in your hands.

> > Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, Kentucky.