A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a

male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the

pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no

males employed there.  She then asked if there was something she could help

the gentleman with.  The man said "This is embarrassing for me, but I

have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe

embarrasement. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk

to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "The best we can do

is 1/3 ownership in the store and $5000 in cash."

>>-Subject: Freaky Brain Teaser

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>>This is weird. Follow the instructions!

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>> NO PEEKING AHEAD!

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>> Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge.

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>> Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise

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>> Are you thinking of Kangaroos in Denmark?

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>> If not, you're among the 2% of the population

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>> 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when

>> given this exercise.

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