One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not", says the parrot, "but it's about your wife and the mailman..." "What?" says the guy. "What?"

"Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today your wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him on the mouth." "What happened then?" asks the guy. "Then the mailman came into the house and lifted up the nightgown and began petting her all over," reports the parrot.

"My God!!" the guy says. "Then what?" "Then he lifted up the

nightgown, got down on his knees and began to lick her body,

starting with her breasts slowly going down and down..." The

parrot pauses for a long time ... "What happened? What happened?"

says the frantic guy.

"I don't know," says the parrot, "My dick

got hard and I fell off my perch."