This guy owns a horse farm and gets a call from a friend. "I know this

midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse and I'm sending

him over".

The midget arrives and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female

horse. "A female horth", the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.

"Nith looking horth, can I see her mouf?" So the owner picks up the midget

and shows him the horse's teeth.

"Nith mouf, can I see her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and

shows him her eyes.

"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owners is beginning to get a little

pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him her ears.

"OK, finally, I would like to see her twat." With that the owner loses all

patience, picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's twat, and

then pulls him out.

Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrase that. I would

like to thee the horth run."