wo rednecks decided that they weren't going

> anywhere in life and thought

> >they should go to college to get ahead.

> >

> >The first one goes in to see the counselor, who

> suggests that he take Math,

> >History, and Logic. "What's Logic?" the redneck

> asks.

> >

> >The professor answered, "Here, let me give you an

> example. Do you own a

> >weed-eater?"

> >

> >"I sure do."

> >

> >"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a

> yard," replied the

> professor.

> >

> >"That's real good!" says the redneck.

> >

> >The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me

> that, since you have a

> >yard, you also own or rent a house."

> >

> >Impressed, the redneck says, "That's friggin'

> amazin'!"

> >

> >And since you own a house, logic dictates that you

> have a wife."

"That's my Betty Mae! This's incredible!" The

> redneck is obviously catching on.

> >"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can

> assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

> >"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most

> fascinatin' thing I ever done

> >heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"

> >The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to

> him, walks back into the

> >hallway where his friend is still waiting. "So what

> classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

> >"Math, History, and Logic!"

> >"What in tarnation is logic???" asks his friend.

> >"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a

> weed-eater?" asked the first

> redneck.

> >

> >"No," his friend replied.

> >

> >"Fag!