How many college students does it take to change a light bulb?

-At Michigan it takes two. One to change the bulb and one

more to brag how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy League School.

-At Michigan State it takes two thousand. One to change the

bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety nine to riot and set

it on fire.

-At Grand Valley State it takes ten, one to change the bulb

and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the big

entertainment of the evening.

-At Ferris it takes zero. They are all too drunk from the

night before to care whether or not the lights are on.

-At Eastern it takes four. One to change the bulb, one to

steal the new bulb from the store, one as a look out, and one to drive the

getaway car.

-At Central it takes eight. One to screw it in and seven to throw

a party over it.

-At Western it takes twelve, two to figure out how to screw it

in and ten to find an ugly enough lampshade to match their school colors.

-At Adrian it takes zero. There is no electricity in Adrian,

only cows and corn (or Albion, for that matter).

-At Northern it takes five. Four to strap on snow shoes and

hike 10 miles to the nearest store to get the new bulb and one to screw

it in.

-At Michigan Tech it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and

the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be

changed again.