>Grant me the Serenity

> >

> >Grant me the serenity to accept the things I

> >cannot change, The courage to

> >change the things I cannot accept, And the

> >wisdom to hide the bodies of

> >those people I had to kill today because

> >they pissed me off. And also, help

> >me to be careful of the toes I step on today

> >As they may be connected to the

> >ass that I have to kiss tomorrow. Help me

> >to always give 100% at work...

> >12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on

> >Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on

> >Friday. And help me to remember...

> >When I'm having a really bad day,

> >And it seems that people are trying to piss

> >me off, That it takes 42 muscles

> >to frown And only 4 to extend my middle

> >finger and tell them to bite me.