Dear Sirs;
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and
noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this
phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0
installs itself into all other programs and launches during system
initialization where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run,

crashing the system whenever selected.
I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can
you help me?

Jonathan Powell

Dear Sir:
This is a very common problem men complain about but
is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES
ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by
its creator to run everything. It is impossible to un-install, delete,
or purge the program from the system once installed. You can not go back
to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have
tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
original system. Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony / Child Support. I
recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife
1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs).You must assume all responsibility for
faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action will be to push
apologize button then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will
run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but
is very highmaintenance.

Microsoft