MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. She stands up in
the front of the plane and screams, "I'm too young to die!" Twice more
she wails, "I'm too young to die! I'm too young to die!" She shakes and
sobs for a just a moment, and then gathers her courage and continues,
"Well if I'm going to die I want my last minutes on Earth to be
memorable!
I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really
Feel like a woman! Well I've HAD IT! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. All the
passengers have forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted,
at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
"I can make you feel like a woman." He's gorgeous: Tall, built, with
flowing black hair and jet black eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the
aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The
woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man
approaches.
He removes his shirt. Her lips part slightly. Muscles ripple across
His >>> > chest as he reaches the trembling woman and extends his arm and holds his shirt out and whispers...
"Iron this"