A couple had been married for 15 years: One afternoon they were working
>> in the garden together. As the wife was bending over, the husband said,
>> "Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I bet it's as big as
>> the gas grill." He then got a yardstick and measured the grill and then
>> his wife's butt. "Yep" he said "Just as I thought, just about the same
>> size." The wife said nothing. That evening when they went to bed, the
>> husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it, Honey! The wife
>> rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
>> "What's the matter??" he asked. She replied, "You don't think I'm going
>> to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?"