Subject: two bungee guys

>From: <Tlrat@aol.com > at Internet-Mail

>Date: 2/20/99 12:28 PM

>

>Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second.

>"You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service

>in Mexico."

>

>The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money

>and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

>

>They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are

>constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more

>people gather to watch them at work.

>

>The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he

>comes back up, the second guy

>notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second

>guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

>This

>time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first

>guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed

>up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

>

>Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What

>happened? Was the cord too long?"

>

>The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a