A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. So one Sunday, she took a long hatpin along to poke him with it every time he would doze off.

As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out "and who created all there is in 6 days, and rested on the 7th?", the wife poked her husband who came flying out of the pew and screamed "Good God all mighty".

The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath. Later he began to doze off again when the minister got to "and who died on the cross to save us from our sins?" and the wife poked her husband again and he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ".

The Minister said, "That's right, that's right" and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, but kept an eye on his wife. When the minister got to, "and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child?" his wife started to poke him, but he jumped up and said "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll break it off!"