A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The

: land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate,

: this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands

: and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find

: out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the

: pirate, "How did you loose your leg?" The pirate responded,

: "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!"

:

: His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What

: about your hand. Did you loose it at the same time?" "No,"

: answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the

: Florida Keys."

:

: Finally, the land-lubber asked, "I notice you also have an

: eye patch. How did you loose your eye?" The pirate

: answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew

: over and crapped right in me eye." The land-lubber asked,

: "How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?"

: The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"