> A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some
> weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it.
> His grandson says, "Grandpa, Can I try some of your cigarette?" "Can
> you touch your asshole with your penis?" he says.
> "No," says the little boy.
> "Then you're not big enough."
> A few more minutes pass, and the man takes a beer our of his cooler
> and opens it.
> The little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?" "Can you
> touch your asshole with your penis?", he says.
> "No," says the little boy.
> "Then you're not old enough."
> Time passes and they continue to fish. The little boy gets hungry and
> he reaches into his lunch box, takes out a bag of cookies and eats
> one.
> The grandfather looks at him and says, "Hey they look good. Can I have
> one of your cookies?"
> "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" says the little boy. "I
> most certainly can!" says the grandfather.
> "Then go fuck yourself, These are my cookies!"