Subject: 25 inches

A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that
he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had
more than one complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there
anything you can do for me?"

The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But,
I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives
him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis
is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me?
You are my only hope."

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then
replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep
into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a
frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to frog, will you
marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called
out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter.
"WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!" But it was still too long at
20  inches, so he decided to ask the frog to marry him again. "Frog,
will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was
another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He
looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a
moment.
Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be
ideal.
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you
marry me?"

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many
times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!"

> Three Little Pigs
 >
 > First Grade True story: One day the first grade teacher was reading
the
 > story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of
the
 > story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building
materials for
 > his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the
 > wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have
some of
 > that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher then paused and asked the class,
"And what do you think that man said?
" One little boy raised his hand and said,
"I know...he said -'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"

 > The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10
 > minutes.