A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon
married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she
remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally passed
away. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above,
thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go
forth and multiply." In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord,
they're finally together." Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner
asked...
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The
other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."