In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was
suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear,
all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful.
Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could.
The hunter ran and ran and ran, his lungs burned for lack
of oxygen, his heart pounding so hard he felt like it would
burst out of his chest. Then suddenly, he ended up at the
edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. Seeing no
way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in
rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his
arms, and exclaimed,
"Dear Lord! Please give this bear some religion!"
The skies darkened, and there was lightning in the air.
Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to abrupt
stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused.
Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky, kneeled and said,
"Thank you, Lord, for this food I'm about to receive...."

The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing
> > > into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
> > > "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom
> > > powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a
> > > suppository, it's up to you!"

> > I LOVE MY JOB
 > > I love my Job, I love the Pay!
 > > I love it more and more each day.
 > > I love my Boss; he's the best!
 > > I love his boss and all the rest.
 > > I love my Office and its location
 > > I hate to have to go on vacation.
 > > I love my furniture, drab and gray,
 > > and the paper that piles up every day!
 > > I love my chair in my padded Cell!
 > > There's nothing else I love so well.
 > > I love to work among my Peers -
 > > I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
 > > I love my Computer and all its Software; I hug it often though it
 > > doesn't care... I love each Program and every File,
 > > I try to understand once in a while!
 > > I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
 > > I'm the happiest Slave of my uncle Sam.
 > > I love this Work: I love these Chores.
 > > I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.
 > > I love my Job - I'll say it again -
 > > I even love these friendly Men -
 > > These men who've come to visit today
 > > In lovely white coats to take me away!