Bad day for Mike

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> There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just

> looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.

> Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,

> takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

> The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on

> man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I

> just can't stand to see a man crying."

> "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First,

> I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss,

> outraged, fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I

> found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do

> nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab

> driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet

> in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with

> the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was

> thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and

> drink my poison..."

> Green Bay Packers vs Vikings

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> A Green Bay Packer fan in a bar leans over to

> the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a

> joke about Minnesota Viking fans?"

>

> The guy next to him replies, "Well before you

> tell that joke you Should know something. I'm

> 6' tall and 220 pounds and I'm a Viking fan. The Guy

> sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and

> he's a Viking fan, and the guy sitting next to him

> is 6'5", 280 pounds and he's a Viking fan

> too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

>

> The Packer fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have