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A funny thing happened today. During a conversation a couple of days ago, I was telling an Indian friend of mine about how Boston Market sells rotisserie chicken, and also explaining to her exactly what a rotisserie is. Then today, I was out shopping for a couple of groceries with the same friend. As we're walking out from the Cub Foods store, she suddenly says, "Hey, is that a Rotisserie Daycare?" I stop short, and look at her blankly. "Huh?" I say. She points in the direction of some of the other stores in the strip mall. I notice the sign above one of the establishments, which says Montessori Daycare. I reply, "No, that says Montessori Daycare, not Rotisserie Daycare...!" Suddenly, the image of Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers films, saying "Get in mah belly!" pops into my head. And then I start laughing uncontrollably. Yum, rotisserie baby!

"Baby: the other, other white meat! Baby, it's what's for dinner!"

— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me