Welcome to Quiz number zero zero one!

The Personality Analyzer!

  1. What relaxes you best?
    Electronic media (TV, movies, Internet surfing)
    Paper-based media (books, magazines, newspapers, comics)
    Sex with 1 or more other people
    Sex with yourself
    Nap, meditation, or any sort of silence and solitude.
    Vices (drinking, drugs, alcohol, chocolate, sugar, etc.)
  2. When you listen to music, you...
    Listen to it on your stereo at a reasonable level.
    Put on headphones and go about your business
    Put on headphones and dance about like a fool
    Crank up the stereo, dance around, neighbors be damned!
    ...don't listen to music that much.
  3. During an emotionally gripping part of a movie, you're most likely to...
    Let a few tears roll down my cheek.
    Squeeze your lover's hand
    Hold back the tears and become stoic
    Wryly smile at Hollywood's attempt to toy with your emotions.
    Not notice because you're too busy making out with your date.
    Gesture wildly and audibly sigh to express your dissatisfaction with the contrived plot.
  4. Best onomatopoetic?
    Squish!
    Sploosh!
    Bang!
    Kaboom!
    Blam!
    Crunch!
    Click!
  5. Biggest age difference between you and the person you've dated
    The first number is exclusive, except for 0, the latter is inclusive. Smartypants.
    0-2 years
    2-4 years
    4-8 years
    8-15 years
    15+ years
  6. Another driver does something stupid forcing you to make an emergency maneuver. How are you most likely to react?
    Nothing, just relieved you reacted in time!
    Politely tap your horn to get the other driver to pay attention to the road
    Lay on the horn as you speed around the moron
    One hand on wheel, one hand out window (finger extended), one hand on horn
    Pull over at your next opportunity to make sure everyone is ok and to collect your nerves