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Friday, October 29, 2004 -- 14:33:50 (EDT)
Name: Jeff Green -- Email: a2rudy@hotmail.com
Location: Ann Arbor, MI USA
  • DSM, you rock! Nice knowing you Aaron and good luck!
    By the way, have a crappy day!

    Tuesday, June 22, 2004 -- 13:24:01 (EDT)
    Name: Stanz, MoJo, Owasha...or was that you -- Email: axpstanz@yahoo.com
    Location: St. Lou, MO US
  • Hed, great to see you Saturday. I tried to play some DSM songs last night but was thrown into Daddydom before I could get anywhere. Loved the CD.

    Thursday, January 22, 2004 -- 00:48:47 (EST)
    Name: Manchu Woch -- Email: aikiko008@hotmail.com
  • "man sit still waiting for roast duck to fly in mouth".... u r possibly the smartest man i have ever met. We enjoyed your visit, hope to see u again soon.... your fan

    Tuesday, January 20, 2004 -- 19:49:29 (EST)
    Name: Blue Mountain CSR's -- Email: skiinatblue@hotmail.com
    Location: Toronto, Ontario Canada
  • Hey Chris! Remember us from the Irish Pub at Blue Mountain? Just thought I'd say hi and reminder you that the Mens Room is now free and you may enter, no more face contorting and leg crossing required! Lol! See ya around nipple boy...

    Wednesday, January 07, 2004 -- 09:34:48 (EST)
    Name: Greg Sharp -- Email: gregsharp@geocities.com
    Location: Boston,
  • Sure wish I could see you guys again. When is your eastern seaboard tour???

    Friday, December 19, 2003 -- 09:39:39 (EST)
    Name: Lady Linda White/Lgirl -- Email: Lgirlll@msn.com
    Location: Ypsilanti, MI
  • Really miss hearing the fabulous DSMan; Chris. I loved you lightening up the poetry scene with us on Friday nights in Ann Arbor at Starbucks. Trying to catch up to you guys at CW so I can hear Chris with the other DSMan. Rock on! Peace.

    Wednesday, July 16, 2003 -- 14:26:07 (EDT)
    Name: Matt Ceo -- Email: woohaa64@hotmail.com
    Location: Ann Arbor, MI USA
  • DSM means Duck Stomach, Ma'am! You guys rock my socks off!

    Monday, May 19, 2003 -- 08:15:41 (EDT)
    Name: Rod Stewart
  • HEY Joey America!
    We are still working on the action figures. I think that MormonMan will come right after Piss Heavily. Rest assured that they are on the way!

    Wednesday, May 14, 2003 -- 13:56:55 (EDT)
    Name: Joey America
  • Donde esta Mormonman!

    Monday, April 07, 2003 -- 12:24:56 (EDT)
    Name: DSM Super Fan
  • I can't wait to see you guys next saturday!

    Thursday, March 13, 2003 -- 21:10:42 (EST)
    Name: Ben Thompson -- Email: theloraxllamas@hotmail.com
    Location: a2, mi U$ of hate
  • cool site, we linked you. :)

    Monday, March 10, 2003 -- 15:29:48 (EST)
    Name: John Thompson -- Email: jwthomps@umich.edu
    Location: Ann Arbor, MI USAxis
  • At first I was gonna write nuthin' but then I felt the shame...
    now I'm outta here like the fat kid in a dodge ball game.

    PS-If you want to see what some of the young dudes in this town are doing, check out: www.theloraxllamas.com

    Peace, out.

    Tuesday, February 11, 2003 -- 16:46:20 (EST)
    Name: international woman of adventure
  • naked DSM is much much better in reality than on the web page

    Thursday, February 06, 2003 -- 12:26:29 (EST)
    Name: James Kim -- Email: jkim@mail.reliaquote,com
    Location: Washington, DC United States
  • There are three words that describe this website; magical, ingenious and sexy. As I frantically explored every orifice of Chris'----------website------heh heh-----I felt dread that the experience would soon be over. However, that did not happen. The experience lives on-------in my heart. (disclaimer: I am not gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.) p.s. Heather, I really love your mother.

    Tuesday, February 04, 2003 -- 10:21:37 (EST)
    Name: e.e.All*Stars
  • poetry in motion

    So I took three steps back
    And I realized that the old man
    Was both right and wrong
    I figured out the world was not flat but round

    And by just backing up
    It kept me from having
    My feet on the ground
    And walking all the way around

    Monday, February 03, 2003 -- 00:46:46 (EST)
    Name: poe.tato
  • "No I'm not from Smart
    I'm from the farthest place from it
    If you don't know where smart is
    I can tell you how to begin

    First you start in Dumb
    Then you take three steps back
    There it is my friend
    You found the back door in

    You'll spend the rest of your life
    Trying to get your self back out."

    Monday, February 03, 2003 -- 00:41:56 (EST)
    Name: e.e.cummings
  • Would you like to buy a map
    Of the place I call home?

    People from Smart like
    To think they know about being right
    So maybe you should go there
    To ask them how to make "IT" right

    He didn't have a map
    Of how to get to Smart
    But he recited a little poem
    Of how my travels should start

    Sunday, February 02, 2003 -- 17:44:19 (EST)
    Name: e.poe
  • On my travels one day
    I met an old man along the way
    I could see evidence of a long life
    Behind his eyes of gray

    I asked him if he knew how to make it right
    He said that was an interesting question,
    People usually ask, "What is wrong?"
    But they are from Smart and I am from Dumb

    Thursday, January 30, 2003 -- 19:17:10 (EST)
    Name: Topher
  • I found that three lefts on city blocks makes a right
    Two wrongs never made a right
    This is not not right
    But I still wondered what I could do to make "IT" right

    Thursday, January 30, 2003 -- 19:13:09 (EST)
    Name: poe*litically*correct?
  • Poerty in Motion

    I understand that the President of the United States is a busy man.
    There was no reply to the fears I have at hand
    And so this building need began
    I went off on my own to find
    what is beautiful and right
    I'll begin to tell you what I found
    It will help to pass the night.

    Thursday, January 30, 2003 -- 14:20:44 (EST)
    Name: poe
  • poetry in motion

    Thank you for emailing President Bush. Your ideas and comments are very
    important to him.

    Unfortunately, because of the large volume of email received, the President
    cannot personally respond to each message. However, the White House staff
    considers and reports citizen ideas and concerns.

    Again, thank you for your email. Your interest in the work of President Bush
    and his administration is appreciated.

    The White House Office

    Monday, January 27, 2003 -- 22:53:47 (EST)
    Name: DS MMM MMM good!!

  • poerty in motion

    I said hell no
    I will fight it this time
    And wrote an e-mail to the White House
    And wrote "www.damnsexyman.com" in the subject Line!
    And waited for the presidents reply...

    Monday, January 27, 2003 -- 22:34:55 (EST)
    Name: Rod Stewart
  • Poetry in Motion

    And what I saw was graffiti
    And the writing on the wall

    B elliptical
    C what cha think
    Did it come back around?

    Monday, January 27, 2003 -- 19:32:51 (EST)
    Name: halfro
  • poetry in motion

    "Oh My"- I said it once I said it twice I even spoke thrice. After the initial shock I gathered my wits felt the bits and moved to the balcony's edge to get a closer look at this...

    Monday, January 27, 2003 -- 19:31:35 (EST)
    Name: red

    For out in the sky right before my eyes was as massivelygiganticenormouslyhuge DSM of such fantastically great proportions that even the sky seemed taken aback by its flight. So what said I to this sight,

    Monday, January 27, 2003 -- 19:27:59 (EST)
    Name: jon
  • Poetry in Motion

    There was no denying, this was no mistake what I saw would make the best of knees quake.

    Monday, January 27, 2003 -- 19:26:12 (EST)
    Name: kermit
  • poetry in motion

    It all started when I got out of bed and sat on my head looked to sky and said "Oh My"
    What did I see before the eyes of me, but nothing more nothing less than a huge DSM floating through the sky. Upon this sight I blinked once, I blinked twice, I even blinked thrice but what do you know the object did glow right before my eyes.

    Monday, January 27, 2003 -- 19:25:14 (EST)
    Name: topher
  • poetry in motion

    So what do I have to say of not the day of today but of the time minus one of this day? Well funny you should ask I say but before I move further let it be known that this should only be taken in a DSM kinda way...

    Monday, January 27, 2003 -- 19:24:02 (EST)
    Name: pona

    Hooray for today for I have something to say, something funny in a DSM kinda way,
    So what exactly happened I am not sure, but what I'm to tell you your sure to adore
    It all started in the morning of the day before today, some say of yesterday but I say one day minus the day of hooray which is of course today.

    Monday, January 27, 2003 -- 19:21:06 (EST)
    Name: Jonathan
  • This is for for all you scribes out there who want to express the sublime: approach if you dare. We like to call it "Poerty in Motion" otherwise known as poetry in process. All you need to do is create some funky rhymes and add them to the guestbook. Authorship is strickly democratic so be prepared for you musings to be streched contorted and recontextualized beyond recognition by other fellow writers. Perhaps maybe, but only maybe, that is if your lucky enough, these words may appear in a DSM song near you...

    Monday, January 27, 2003 -- 04:24:28 (EST)
    Name: Stefan
    Location: Braunschweig,
  • DSM is an attitude, Jawohl!

    Sunday, January 26, 2003 -- 20:43:13 (EST)
    Name: Ray Phillips -- Email: faronyoung@excite.com
    Location: Whitmore Lake, Michigan USA
  • Hey guys, great seeing you guys again. You put on a great show at the Crazy Wisdom Tea Room last Friday. Hope to hear and see you guys play some time soon. Great job and cool website.

    Saturday, January 25, 2003 -- 18:19:47 (EST)
    Name: Jahmal Green -- Email: jgreen18@woh.rr.com
    Location: Toledo, Ohio USA
  • Can't wait to hear the group and see the movie!!!

    Wednesday, January 22, 2003 -- 18:41:59 (EST)
    Name: thibaut -- Email: tledru@hotmail.com
    Location: Marseille, France
  • Hi guys,
    just a quick word to say you are awesome, the website is great. I can remember myself how cool it was to seat on Chris's porch at night listening some songs that I can hear far away from downtown Ann Arbor.
    Have fun.
    Your french fan.

    Wednesday, January 22, 2003 -- 12:42:11 (EST)
    Name: Greg
    Location: Boston,
  • DSM = Disco surrounds me





    Wednesday, November 10, 2004 -- 08:09:20 (EST)

    Sunday, June 12, 2005 -- 10:00:30 (EDT)
    Name: Lorna Briddick -- Email: lcbriddick@cox.net
    Location: San Diego, CA USA
  • Hi guys -

    My brother, Chris, sent me your CD and I love it... You guys are great!

    Lorna Briddick

  • Thursday, January 20, 2005 -- 21:51:26 (EST)
    Name: Adam T. Bramwell -- Email: rocketnino@byu.edu
    Location: Provo, Utah USA
  • Hey there, DSM...

    I was kind enough to be gifted a copy of your album during my last stint in Brookings, and truth be told, I haven't listened to it 'til tonight - and after a few tracks, I know that this will be on all through my readings on Ancient Chinese Dynasties tonight.

    Thanks so much, Aaron. Say hi to the Brookings Crew for me.


  • Friday, November 12, 2004 -- 10:32:45 (EST)
    Name: DSM Super Fan!
  • The CD is wonderful

    Thursday, November 11, 2004 -- 14:15:03 (EST)
    Name: Yair Mizra -- Email: mhedlymizra@yahoo.com
    Location: Holon, Israel
  • Isn't that great singing voice my Uncle Chris'?

    Love, Yair

    Name: Andrew Maxwell Levin -- Email: andrewmaxwell@andrewmaxwell.net
    Location: Asheville, NC
  • Guitar jammin, tasty groove slammin, D...BOYS!
    I hope all is well and all goes well and all comes well and all falls well and George Orwell.