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About The Mike Theory


Recently a friend of mine, Dan Chudnof (AKA Chud), informed me of a disturbing theory he had, which he called the Mike Theory. The Mike Theory is based on the following premises:

Chud told me that a friend of his had an ex-girlfriend who broke up with him in order to start dating a guy named Mike. He recounts many other stories of friends who have either had their girlfriends dump them for guys named Mike or of girls who have dumped guys for guys named Mike and cheated on their boyfriends with guys named Mike. Most chilling of all, perhaps, is the fact that not even guys named Mike are immune to this effect; a friend of ours, named Mike, began dating a girl who, in keeping with the second premise of The Mike Theory, cheated on her boyfriend to be with him. She later broke up with both Mike and her boyfriend (not a Mike) to be with... another guy named Mike.

We need everyone out there to help us out; Let The Mike Theory Research Team know of your dating experiences by filling out the form below and help them determine whether or not this theory is correct. If your WWW browser doesn't support forms, or you'd like more information about the Mike Theory, you can Send us email. Thanks for you help.


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