What the heck does Matthew Bressie have in his mouth!? Trust me, I was there. You really don't want to know. Although you can't tell from this photo, Matt stands an estimated 7 feet, 2 inches tall! After that, his second most distinguishing quality would definitely have to be his singing voice. Seriously, despite his pasty white exterior, Bressie's got more soul than Imelda Marcos's shoe closet! Bad joke, I know.