"All right Dr. Taco Chip, you've met your match." -- Dave to Sean, after hearing about the Guacamole Gun designed by T.M.
"The falling stopped when you landed on your head." -- GM
"Of course it did." -- The Purple Avenger
"I look at my chest. Do I have a big purple A?" -- The Purple
Avenger
"Yes. Yes, you do." -- GM
"It's a book that tells about the Purple Avenger. It's about how you
vanquish evil." -- GM
"Ahhh, I like that." -- The Purple Avenger
"I commence looking for...evil." -- The Purple Avenger to GM
"You hear sirens. -- GM
"Trouble! I seek the source." -- The Purple Avenger
"You notice that he's wearing a purple aviator's helmet...and there's a dent in it." -- GM to ?
"So there's no evil here?" -- The Purple Avenger
"No, there's no evil here. This is the government." -- Agent Smith
"Mr. Smith, would you please come out of under the elevator?" -- Agent
Smith to T.M.
"Señor Smith no esta aquí." -- Dave, speaking for T.M.
"I didn't think about my ankles." -- Sean
"Yeah, it would've been real helpful for T.M. to have greased his ankles
before going to prison." -- Matthew R.
"Mr. Smith, you certainly are a hard person to find." -- Agent
Smith
"Really?" -- T.M.
"Not really." -- Matthew R.
"It took two days...and three rolls." -- Matt S.
"I sit on the cot and try to will myself dead." -- T.M.
"Nothing happens." -- GM
"Damn, I'm not dead." -- Matt S.
"I try to blend in." -- The Purple Avenger
"You're purple." -- GM
"The passcode has not been given. Defensive measures will now be taken. Have a nice day." -- Guardians of Order Headquarters computer to the Purple Avenger and Agent Smith
"I'll use my super breath." -- The Purple Avenger
"Do you have super breath?" -- Sean
"This will be the way to find out." -- Dave
"Say, that seems to have done it!" -- The Purple Avenger, shaking the unconscious Agent Smith
"Me am Bizarro Purple Avenger." -- Matthew R. to the group, speaking for the Purple Avenger
"She's just doing her job." -- Kevin
"Yes, nurses are normally required to subdue the undead." -- Matthew
R.
"Make a perception roll." -- GM
"I roll an 11." -- The Purple Avenger
"You notice the dent in your head." -- GM
"Owie!" -- The Purple Avenger
"Agent Smith is at the hospital." -- unnamed Agent
"What happened to him? Was it something evil? -- The Purple Avenger
"I believe it was electricity." -- unnamed Agent
"Again. Hmmm." -- The Purple Avenger
"Please take off your clothes and put on this gown. Someone will come
along shortly." -- Nurse
"Will this person take me to Agent Smith?" -- The Purple Avenger
"Yes." -- Nurse, as she leaves
"I didn't know it was a fancy hospital." -- The Purple Avenger
"Someone has stolen your pants." -- The Purple Avenger, opening the
closet door
"Yes, someone has." -- Agent Smith
"This smacks of evil." -- The Purple Avenger
"Listen, can you do something about my head?" -- The Purple Avenger
"I hope so." -- Agent Smith
"They're chalking it up to a fraternity prank." -- GM to ?, regarding the
missing corpse
"Phi Alpha Dahmer." -- Matt S.
"Strange as it sounds, we're going to have to put out the APB again."
-- Agent Smith
"But he's dead." -- Jimmy
"Don't put that in the APB." -- Agent Smith
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Last modified on June 6, 2000 by Kris Fazzari.