| Lisamarie Babik: | Hypatia (hye-PAY-shah), Warrior Princess | |
| Kris Fazzari: | Artemisia (ahr-te-MEEZ-ee-uh), one of Artemis' nymphs | |
| Sean Frost: | Kallias (KAH-lee-us), Prince of Athens | |
| Andrew Prill: | Fa Mei (fah-MAY)/Fa Yu (fah-YOO), formerly enslaved Chinese noble | |
| George Rabick: | Iphis (IF-is), Greek cowherd | |
| John Schleick: | Aristokles (ah-RIS-toe-kleez), Greek actor/strong man | |
| Kristen Schleick: | Krysanthe (krih-SAN-thee), former Oracle of Delphi | |
| Wendi Strang-Frost: | GM |
"I couldn't leave two maidens unprotected like this." -- Iphis to the
group
"So you toss them two condoms and ride on?" -- Sean
"Am I clad?" -- Fa Mei to GM, waking up after being shot several
times
"In chains!" -- Kris and Sean, in unison
"This is like Mesopotamian Baywatch." -- Andy to the group, as Iphis watches the nymphs ride away
"I know I'm destined to do something. Those somethings are usually terrible events." -- Aristokles to Krysanthe
"(My parents) sold me to that man as his wife." -- Krysanthe
"But you can't cook!" -- Aristokles
"Were they good parents or bad parents?" -- Aristokles to Krysanthe
"(They) sold her!" -- Andy
"I know a little bit about your destiny, and it's not a very good one."
-- Krysanthe
"When you say not a very good one, do you mean something horrific, or do you
mean I'll be stuck making shoes?" -- Aristokles
"What's your goal (for next session)?" -- GM
"I don't want to smell like piss." -- Fa Yu
"Where are you heading?" -- Kallias to soldier
"They name a place you've never heard of." -- GM
"I nod like that means something to me." -- Kallias
"That's why I'm following the smart one." -- Kallias
"Notice I'm not out there." -- Hypatia
"Clearly she's the smart one." -- Kris
"Artemis is the goddess of the hunt and the moon." -- Apollo to Fa Yu
"And hate." -- Lisamarie
"So really, she's the goddess of PMS." -- Sean
"Athens? I thought we were in Greece." -- Fa Yu
"Greece is a city in Athens." -- Artemisia
"I've never been in battle before." -- Kallias to the group, as the
battle rages
"Oh my God, I'm so glad I don't know that." -- Hypatia
"I'm going to wet myself viciously in (the enemy's) direction." -- Kallias to GM
"So if we happen to come across a dryad or a naiad or a...satyr, we can ask directions to the nearest god?" -- Krysanthe to Aristokles
"(Hypatia) is a woman of little patience." -- Kris
"I am Hypatia, not Hypatience." -- Lisamarie
"I was on drugs when I made the character up. I have no idea what I'm doing." -- Lisamarie to the group
"I feel like getting my ass kicked." -- Hypatia to GM, several times
"I got in one blow and was knocked unconscious. It was a great battle!" -- Kallias to the group
"All this, and me without my scabs." -- Fa Yu to the group, after being sold to a very attractive new master
"Everything's going according to (your) plan." -- GM
"Something's terribly wrong here." -- Hypatia
"...then your torch blows out." -- GM to Kallias, who's in the midst of
a deep, dark, spooky tunnel
"Archimedes?" -- Kallias
"Yes sir?" -- Archimedes
"I'm putting my right hand back. Please...clasp it...." -- Kallias
"Oooh, if that had rolled a little differently...." -- Kris to the group, after failing to hit anything...again
"Dang it, I should have gotten powers that were useful." -- Kris to the group
"God, (Artemisia's) a nymph so shallow you could skip stones across (her)." -- Andy to Kris
"You see a fire pit." -- GM
"I take a look at it." -- Kallias
"There doesn't seem to be a bottom." -- GM
"Then it isn't really a fire pit, is it, since you can't build a fire in
it." -- Kallias
"How come you two get a romantic adventure, and I get fucking Diablo?" -- Sean to John and Kristen
"When the chips are down, at least Archimedes knows his place - between me and the danger." -- Kallias to the group
"I try not to stare at the centaur too hard." -- Krysanthe to GM
"It's hard not to, he's hung like a horse." -- Lisamarie
"So you're trying to put out the Balrog?" -- Lisamarie to Sean, after Kallias asks for some buckets of water
"(Iphis) is a cow-herder, not a squirrel-herder." -- GM to Hypatia
"Squirrel herding is harder than cow herding." -- Iphis
"(Hypatia) holds the cheese knife in such a way that indicates she knows how to handle weapons." -- Lisamarie to GM
"I was bound, gagged and tied to a horse when the orcs came. It sucked!" -- Sean to the group, reminiscing about a different game
"You mean the reason you came running screaming out of the passageway?" -- innkeeper
"I made a hasty retreat, yes...." -- Kallias
"So I have at least two weeks to deal with living over a portal to Hades...rotting corpses and the innkeeper's daughter." *pause* "I'll be back in two weeks." -- Kallias to GM
"But you have no temple to Athena." -- Kallias, trying to explain why he
is running away leaving
"Build one! You're a priest!" -- innkeeper
"You can't stop me." -- Kallias
"I have strapping lads, I will stop you." -- innkeeper
"Why did they lock you in here?" -- Archimedes
"I told them I was leaving." -- Kallias
"Well, that was stupid. You should have just left." -- Archimedes
"We'd both fall like stones." -- Archimedes, contemplating escaping out
the window
"Fit and trim stones." -- Kallias
"At least you'd land on the bottom." -- Archimedes
"So generally, about six months after you sleep with (men), they wind up
dead." -- GM
"It's my subconscious fear of commitment." -- Hypatia
"On the upside, my enemy's army's been decimated." -- Hypatia to the group, after fighting and then fleeing a creature of Hades
"So what brought you here?" -- Artemisia
"Trade...and pirates." -- Fa Yu
"How are you handling Apollo?" -- GM to Krysanthe
"As much as possible." -- Andy
"With both hands." -- Sean
"It's the drama queen and the god of drama. I am dramalicious at the moment." -- Krysanthe to the group
"The villain dies at the beginning (of the play)?" -- Sean
"Yes." -- John
"Where's the tension?" -- Sean
"Are you going to let Apollo take a bath?" -- GM
"Yeah." -- Krysanthe
"He's so grateful." -- GM
"Are you going to join him?" -- Andy
"Adding incest to injury." -- Andy to the group, as Iphis comforts his
sister
"He wants to help her, but he can't bring it up." -- George
"This is so horribly undignified, but I want to live." -- Fa Yu to the group, as he's carried piggy-back over Kallisto's shoulder
"(Theron) comes from a sturdy pool of genetics. Knocking him out is not
as easy as one might think." -- Hypatia to Diokles
"So she's tried." -- Andy
"So, you really haven't seen much of Greece yet." -- Hypatia
"Not really, no." -- Diokles
"So maybe letting you pick the direction wasn't such a good idea." --
Hypatia
"I'm so glad I'm only facing a demonic serial killer." -- Kallias to the
group
"As opposed to your brother?" -- Kristen
"(Laertes) is one of those men who did not want to know his future." --
GM to the group
"It involves wrinkles." -- Andy
"Ah, crow's feet!" -- Kris
"Plastic surgery does not exist in ancient Greece." -- GM
"Oh Jesus!" -- Andy
"He's not around yet to save you." -- George
"Where's your Messiah now?" -- Sean
"Fucking Hera!" -- Kallisto, pregnant by Zeus
"I don't think it was fucking Hera that got you into this." -- Andy
"This isn't quite how it went in your dream, but close." -- Andy to George, as Iphis sits on a nymph while his sister, now a pig, bites her
"Everyone said 'hurt me hard' except for Kris." -- GM
"That's why (Artemisia) got whiskers (when she was passed out) instead of
raped." -- Andy to Kris
"Are there any Aristokles-sized holes in the wall?" -- Fa Yu to GM
"Artemis smiles every time a man gets punched (in the balls)." -- GM to the group
"Does (Krysanthe) have a forked tongue when she talks?" -- Artemisia,
after seeing Krysanthe's slit eyes and fangs
"No. Not yet." -- GM
"So which Amberite liked to hang out in the back woods of Canada?" --
Lisamarie
"Julian." -- Kristen
"Just remember, neigh means neigh." -- Andy to George
"I have a crazy demon-woman belted to my back. My mother warned me there'd be days like this." -- Fa Yu to the group
"(George and I are) going to get to have a whole campaign based around us, because the rest of you will be dead." -- Lisamarie to the group
"Did you see my servant? Was he OK?" -- Lisamarie, speaking for the Queen of Athens, after she learns her son is in danger
"Do I know any way to defend against magical stuff?" -- Kallias
"Well, when the wizard is casting his spells, it's really good if you can
stop him from doing it." -- GM
"So you are going to wear the wheel of cheese." -- GM to Kallias
"You can stay here if you like." -- Queen of Athens to Krysanthe
"And the horse you road in on." -- Sean, referring to Pinter, the
centaur
"We, who are about to be attacked by zombie hordes, salute thee." -- Sean to the group
"How are you sleeping?" -- GM to Kallias and Iphis
"Heavy. Like the dead." -- Kristen
"(Hypatia's) going to save your ass later on." -- Kris
"She had better." -- Sean
"What are you going to do if she doesn't? Kill her?" -- Kris
"Haunt her." -- Sean
"Thank God I'm having sex." -- Hypatia
"This is in the morning." -- GM
"You think I only did it once? He's probably going to die today." --
Hypatia
"I was bitten by a zombie. That cannot be good at all." -- Kallias to the group
"I'm so dead." -- Kallias
"No, you're so undead." -- Iphis
"Only the food of Hades has that power." -- Mephistopheles to
Krysanthe
"Did Hades cater this?" -- Lisamarie
"Oh man, you're so hosed." -- Sean
"Says the man who just got bitten by a zombie." -- Kristen
"How could they bite you? You're a priest!" -- Agatha, the barmaid
"Yes, well, I tried explaining that to them." -- Kallias
"We need a priest!" -- Kallias
"But you're the closest thing to one we have." -- Agatha
"Find another one!" -- Kallias
"How did the not-alive man bite (Kallias)?" -- Hypatia
"He's an idiot?" -- Iphis
"Not a good idea to threaten the wood." -- Iphis, after a dryad turns
Hypatia into a pig
"Not a good idea to turn a warlord into a pig." -- Hypatia
"Former warlord, right?" -- Iphis
"(As a vampire, Mephistopheles) gives whole new meaning to the phrase 'raise an army.'" -- Sean to the group
"Dear Hades. Get off your ass and do something about the dead people. Thank you. Hypatia." -- Lisamarie to the group
"My god is now housed in (Mephistopheles)." -- Krysanthe to the group
"Is that a pro or a con?" -- Kris
"Both." -- Kristen
"And (Mephistophiles is) the kind of man who would then cuddle with you
the rest of the night." -- GM to Krysanthe
"Gay." -- Lisamarie
"What sense do I have? Clearly not any, or I wouldn't be in this situation." -- Artemisia to the group
"(Mephistophiles is) a great and powerful sorcerer, dead these past five
years." -- Priest of Athena to Krysanthe
"You're a necrophiliac." -- Lisamarie
"You fucked the dead. You're spooky." -- Sean
"Has (Kallias) dumped her yet?" -- Andy
"Hypatia? (Kallias) tries not to breathe near Hypatia." --
Sean
"You're not taking anything from the boat with you?" -- GM to
Aristokles
"I'm taking arrows! I'm bristly with hidden knives!" -- Fa Yu
"You do all the heroic stuff, while I just make things worse." -- Fa Yu to Aristokles, after accidentally blowing Kallias into Mephistopheles
"(Krysanthe is) like Best Western for gods." -- Fa Yu to Aristokles, after Mephistopheles' spirit flees into Krysanthe
"We need to make (Krysanthe) a spiritual IUD." -- Andy to Kristen
"Speechless for Aristokles is when he's quiet for five seconds." -- Kris to the group
"(Pinder the centaur) should have no problem with (the festival of Aphrodite). After all, he's hung like a horse." -- Kristen to the group
"What are you shouting at the (men you're pursuing)?" -- GM to
Aristokles
"Your mama wears combat sandals?" -- Sean
"Fa Yu can (set off the volcano). He's good at that." -- GM to the
group
"Blowing hot air." -- Sean
"We don't have any narcissus here (to summon Hades with)." --
Aristokles
"We have an actor, that's pretty close to narcissism." -- Iphis
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