"I ride up to the castle gate for the third time in my failed attempt to find the woman who was my wife whose name I can't remember." -- Gabriel to GM "Claude appears to have been stabbed with a stabbing weapon." -- GM to Gabriel "There appears to be something wrong with Dmitri. Perhaps we should help." -- Duncan to Alastair "I don't know if you want to drink anything that's your body weight in anything, especially if it's sentient." -- John K. "I don't know, I used to do that with beer when I was a freshman." -- Ian "Is (Paris) getting dumber?" -- Sean to GM "That isn't possible." -- Paris "I go to my quarters and read the _Kama Sutra_. And then I Trump Lilith." -- Gabriel to GM "If I get a chance to kill Farad, would that bother you?" -- Alastair "Well, I'd like to speak with him first." -- Gabriel "Do you know what Bonaparte would say if he were alive? He'd say 'Let me out of this box!'" -- Sean to GM "Colin went down with Lilith." -- GM "By the time you're done, both your hands would be decapitated." -- GM "My god, my hands have no heads on them!" -- Sean "(Is Colin) Trumping or teleporting?" -- Sean to GM "Teleporting. Like I'd ever use something as passe as Trump." -- Colin "It's very awkward to be wooed by Flora." -- Gabriel to Rasa "Because you are related to this person, I think you should know that I'm married." -- Gabriel "You're married to my sister!" -- Rasa "You haven't seen your wife in 112 years, and you think you're still married to her? You're 140!" -- Rasa "Yes, I married young." -- Gabriel "Colin, has anyone ever told you that you're incredibly horny?" -- Lilith to Colin "(Gabriel's) married to who?" -- Lilith "To some dead woman who keeps having his children." -- Rasa "I Trump myself above the center of the Pattern." -- Sean "You probably want to reconsider that, because it's going to kill you." -- GM "Why don't we put someone in the (barred) Shadow, and see what happens?" -- Sean "OK." -- Paris "Duncan, come here." -- Sean "I'm being brainraped by Alastair, you'll have to wait." -- Duncan "Can I determine what's wrong with (Duncan's) mind?" -- Alastair "It's possible that there's been too much tampering with it." -- GM "If I described my wife to you, could you do her?" -- Gabriel to Rasa "Is there something wrong with your eyebrows?" -- Sean "No, they still work." -- Alastair "Is it really Rasa?" -- Sean "It sounds like her, it looks like her, it tastes like her." -- GM "What does Colin like to do, besides stare at Lilith in a teddy?" -- Kris "(He) used to be an assassin." -- Dann "Oh great, so (Lilith has) the urge to fuck (herself) and kill people." -- Kris "Are you really from Chaos?" -- Alastair "Yes." -- Sean "Is Finndo really your father?" -- Alastair "Yes." -- Sean "Is (Alastair) brainraping you?" -- Kris "Yes." -- John L. "Be careful what you wish for, because (the GM) may twist it." -- Dann to the group at large "Trust has nothing to do with retribution. Never confuse the two." -- Sean "Is Thari your first language, Sean?" -- Alastair "Steve (M.) is not imminently bribable, he's just easy." -- GM to the group at large
"Farad's ego is like gravity. It's just there." -- Dann to the group at large "You could always ask Alastair." -- GM "No, he won't tell me anything. What kind of cabal is this?" -- Sean "You shapeshift into Alastair." -- GM "I think my arrogance is showing through." -- Paris "The longer you stay in Paris' mind, the more insane you will get." -- GM "That's not one of Alastair's concerns." -- Alastair "I wait for something to attack me, and then I kill it." -- Gabriel to GM "Something weird this way comes." -- Tony to the group at large "Can I use the Jewel to interfere in what Alastair is doing?" -- Lilith to GM "What! We have the Jewel!" -- Colin "Why does Farad have amnesia?" -- Alastair to GM "He can't remember." -- Ian "Farad lost his memory due to trauma." -- GM "Maybe trauma will restore it." -- Gabriel "This is not Gilligan's island." -- Alastair "Farad, you're starting to get your memory back, Alastair's mindrape had that affect." -- GM "Boy, that seemed familiar to me." -- Farad
"What is your primal form?" -- GM "I don't know. It's probably got lots of hair." -- Rasa "She's Cousin It." -- Kris "Would you care to elaborate why you're defensive in that area?" -- Suhuy "I'm not defensive. I think you're being defensive." -- Paris "I Trump Sean." -- Alastair "A large pail of water splashes you in the face, from a distance." -- GM "Servant! Towel!" -- Alastair "Suhuy/Freud is the father you never had." -- GM "Asshole." -- Paris "Freud will probably go into those comments a little deeper than you'd like." -- Tony "Rasa, you're chasing after Gabriel in an elephant-like form, with horns." -- GM "I'm going to start beaming sex through the mental contact." -- Gabriel "Rasa, you've got about 10% of your consciousness back, the other 90% is subconscious chasing Gabriel." -- GM "OK, now we throw in the oral sex." -- Gabriel "I wouldn't have been having this conversation if I'd known that you were standing there naked." -- Gabriel to Rasa "I've got to remember, more mindrapes. It works much better." -- Rasa to GM "So, we lost the Jewel in what, three hours?" -- Rasa "Yeah, well at least we had the sex thing in the middle, so it wasn't a total loss." -- Gabriel "But it wasn't real sex, and now my abdomen is gone!" -- Rasa "Alastair, you see Paris draw his sword and ram it through your heart. You're only peripherally aware of this until it's too late." -- GM "Then I'll fall over dead." -- Alastair "(Gabriel and I) lost the Jewel. Oops." -- Rasa "(Paris and I) killed Alastair. I don't think either party is doing exceptionally well." -- Dmitri "OK, Dmitri, what are you doing?" -- GM "Well, we're floating in the Abyss, so I take out the bowling ball of doom..." -- Dmitri "Well (Alastair's death) will set the security of Amber back at least a week." -- Gabriel to Lilith, Rasa and Dmitri "A good rule of thumb is, anytime you can kill Benedict, go for it." -- Gabriel to Lilith, Rasa and Dmitri "I cut (Paris') legs off." -- Gabriel "I continue to crawl towards Lilith." -- Paris "OK, I cut his arms off." -- Gabriel "Why am I not regent yet?" -- Alastair "Because you're dead." -- John K. "What do you get with the throne? A lot of people trying to kill you." -- Rasa to Gabriel
"Your petty attempts at deception were quite petty." -- Steve M. to the group at large "That Shadow no longer exists." -- Alastair "Then that was a really stupid place for us to meet." -- Gabriel "I'm glad we did this test run." -- Sean to Paris, while watching Dmitri in the giant blender "Farad said that Dmitri is being pureed in a giant blender, courtesy of Paris and Sean. I can't say I'm very happy about this." -- Gabriel to Lilith "Mind if I come through to you? I promise not to kill you." -- Gabriel to Farad "We need a Fortress of Solitude." -- Paris to Sean "This sucks. There's nothing to build a blender with here." -- Sean to Paris, while trapped in Dworkin's void "Don't point that stick in my direction, Trump-boy." -- Dmitri "I don't need my stick anymore. I have Trump powers." -- Edward the deluded "I give you a different code word. A special code word. But not obscene." -- Gabriel to Rasa "What is it?" -- Gabriel "It's a large brain. It Trumped me." -- Rasa "I knock her out." -- Edward "You don't necessarily want to piss off a big, insane blob, now do you?" -- John K. to the group at large "I'll come through. But I'll kill (Paris and Sean)." -- Gabriel "OK." -- Rasa "Do you want to scoop (the blob) up into that blender?" -- Gabriel to Rasa "I prod the brain with my sword. Does that seem to bug it?" -- Gabriel to GM "(My mind) is a Death Star, babycakes." -- Rasa to the Sean/Paris blob "Actually, I hate to tell you this, but you're only an Imperial Star Destroyer." -- GM "Put (Paris and Sean) in the blender, and let's go get dinner." -- Gabriel to Dmitri "If you can kill (Paris and Sean), do so." -- Lilith "Well, that means we're not going to dinner any time soon." -- Gabriel "I'm going to relax, and..." -- Edward to GM "Let your sphincter go?" -- Mer "Gabriel just took out one of your hearts." -- Farad to the Paris/Sean blob "I'm in no hurry." -- Paris to Sean "Save yourself!" -- Dworkin "Screw off!" -- Paris "I would love for you to educate me." -- Edward "Hopefully, that won't be necessary." -- Gabriel "No, seriously, I would love for you to educate me." -- Edward "Oh. I thought that was a veiled threat of some sort." -- Gabriel "I've got an idea to screw over Dworkin, Lilith and Colin." -- Paris to Sean "No, you don't." -- Dworkin "Yeah, I do." -- Paris
Done by Kris Fazzari,
fazzari@umich.edu
Last modified on May 3, 1996 by fazzari@umich.edu