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"Wixer, sic him!" -- Alastair, referring to the creature walking the Primal Pattern "Wixer licks your feet." -- GM "Is there anything I can throw at (the creature)? Rock-hard Wixer turds?" -- Alastair to GM "I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting your sneak attack." -- Bonaparte "I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting it either." -- Gabriel "The fact that you're still alive, despite the fact that I'm rather irritated with you, indicates that you haven't been treated poorly." -- Gabriel "That's a rather rude thing to say when you're surrounded by my army." -- Bonaparte "Are you saying that we haven't provided adequate protection for you from the doppleganger who is pretending to be you?" -- Gabriel to Bonaparte "I place you under arrest for the murder of two million people, blah, blah, blah." -- Gabriel "I teleport out before he finishes his speech." -- Farad "Lilith, I strongly suggest you give an order." -- Gabriel to Lilith "You realize that the shapeshifter is better than any you have ever seen." -- GM "Oh, he's gotta die now. He's better than me." -- Rasa "You realize that if you kill Farad anywhere near me, Farasa will be formed." -- Rasa "No I didn't. Where will you be in the next week?" -- Gabriel "Why don't you douse the cloaks with something that won't burn stone, but burns cloaks?" -- Rasa "And what would that be?" -- Colin "How should I know?" -- Rasa "Why don't we just leave Amber and go to your universe?" -- Rasa "Are you kidding? I just got this job. I'm not going to fuck up today." -- Colin "I notice that (Farad) is making the 'lame' symbol as he casts the spell." -- Patrick to the group at large "I Trump Paris again." -- Alastair "There's no response." -- GM "I throw Paris' Trump away." -- Alastair "I rain fiery death down on the mage." -- Colin "Are you still standing next to the mage?" -- GM "No!" -- Bonaparte "How much does taking a Trump contact impair me?" -- Alastair "Normally, it impairs you a lot, but you're not doing very well." -- GM "Look, when you put some Shadow-hating assassin in charge of Amber, you deserve what you get." -- Colin to the group at large
"You're sitting there in a pile of manure." -- GM "I hide." -- Colin "Lilith, someone's slapping you." -- GM "Again?" -- Lilith "Any relative of yours is a relative of mine. Except for your mother's side and stuff." -- Alastair to Random "You find yourself on a barren plain near Chaos." -- GM "I call a stewardess. 'Stewardess, this plane is barren!'" -- Alastair "Duncan's lying there naked on the ground." -- GM "I conjure clothes for him, since I don't want to see that." -- Colin "I cast Weaken Structure on the chains." -- Rasa "Or you could just use the keys hanging by the door." -- GM "I push the contact." -- Alastair "Your Trump of Oberon bursts into flames." -- GM "Can I borrow your Trump of Oberon?" -- Alastair to Duncan "I grow armor, just in case someone's sword tries to nick me or something." -- Rasa to GM "Whose sword is (Greyswandir)?" -- Gabriel "Lilith's. Corwin gave it to her after he died." -- Rasa
"Where is Rasa?" -- Alastair "Out in Shadow." -- Lilith "Where is Colin?" -- Alastair "In the castle." -- Lilith "And where is Bonaparte?" -- Alastair "Being prepared for burial." -- Lilith "Gabriel, Farad comes up close to you." -- GM "Not too close." -- Farad "You look down and notice that you're standing in a pool of blood." -- GM "I step out of it." -- Farad "Oooh this is bad. I've been poisoned. Lilith, I'm unhappy." -- Duncan to Lilith "You wake up in Gabriel's arms." -- GM to Lilith "As you have often dreamed." -- Tony "Walking the Pattern will restore amnesia." -- Gabriel to the group at large "Excuse me, the Trojan horse is attempting to kidnap me." -- Alastair to Gabriel "Farad, why are you not in your cell?" -- Gabriel to Farad "That way, I can take my revenge on Bonaparte. Oh wait, he's dead." -- Duncan to GM "Duncan reaches the center of the Pattern, teleports to his bedroom, and goes to sleep." -- Duncan to GM "Don't you know that Farad is the center of the universe?" -- Ian "Farad, stop moving, don't you know what you're doing?" -- John
"You don't think that dressing up like ninjas is cool?" -- Mer to Steve "'So, you're Finndo's son. It's been many, many years since I've seen him.' Actually, Gerard has never met Finndo, so never mind." -- GM, speaking as Gerard, to Sean "I turn around and say 'Ah ha!'" -- Alastair "It looks like Llewella." -- GM "Is it Llewella?" -- Alastair "No." -- GM "Ah ha!" -- Alastair "Duncan, it is Alastair. Let go of me, or I'll crush your mind." -- Alastair "It's Alastair, all right." -- Duncan "Well, at least you're underwater, so the blood probably won't stain your clothes." -- Ian to Steve "Farad, I would like the next thing to come up to be you, going to your cell." -- Gabriel to Farad "What shall we do now, oh fearless leader?" -- Duncan "Kill (the thing attacking us), and save me." -- Alastair "I don't think Farad will be leaving his cell. I think I've made that quite clear." -- Gabriel to Lilith "I teleport out of the cell." -- Farad to GM "I will pay you ten gold sovereigns, if you take the fastest horse, that likes to swim, to Rebma..." -- Alastair to a page "I am not a madman, I carry Werewindle." -- Sean to the guards "I thought you had amnesia?" -- Lilith to Colin, after he kisses her "You (and Lilith) redrew the Pattern." -- Rasa "What is that, some kind of mating ritual?" -- Colin "It may as well be!" -- Rasa "So, you were raping Alastair's mind..." -- Duncan "Only once." -- Farad
"You know, if that really is Brand, you're going to have to give up that sword." -- Farad to Sean, referring to Werewindle "Suddenly, a lightning bolt comes shooting at Farad." -- GM "I duck." -- Farad "Dude, it's light, you're not that fast." -- Dann "I don't follow your logic, but I know what you mean." -- Steve to GM "I whip it out and wiggle it around in the middle of nowhere." -- Sean to GM "Rasa, I am going to ascertain whether you are not yourself. Stop squirming." -- Alastair to Rasa "Gabriel left one of the kitchen servants in charge of Amber's armies?" -- Lilith to GM "If you'd been drinking piss all your life, you'd like it too." -- Dann to Kris
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