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"I'm sure Julian would be more then willing to discuss his sexual history with you." -- Gabriel "He might also slap me across the face." -- Rasa "There are many ways to educate." -- Gabriel "Is it cold and Trumpy?" -- Alastair to GM
"Well, I'm really not sure I should do this, but you're a god, so I guess I have to." -- Shadow sucker to Colin "I push (the Shadow) through the contact" -- Colin "He falls off of the cliff." -- GM "Oh well. Guess you weren't worthy, pal." -- Colin "The knife goes through (the Trump contact) and comes out of your grasp. It's sticking out of Alastair's shoulder." -- GM to Colin "I bleed and scream." -- Alastair "You, page, is Gabriel in the castle? Wait, why would he be? I kicked him out. Good thinking! You pass the test." -- Alastair to a page "What are you doing?" -- GM "We're doing what every Amber group does. Waffle." -- Steve "And how does this information reach me?" -- Alastair "It just does." -- GM "So to recap: Bill Roth - cool, Corwin - dick, Flora - bitch." -- Dann to the group at large "Well, we do have this convenient, close to the Abyss, reference point. Of course you were unconscious then." -- Gabriel to Farad "Come on, Pattern boy, impress me." -- Farad to Colin "Whatever happened to the 'I'll meet you at the Abyss' part?" -- Colin "We're at the Abyss." -- Farad "You're IN the Abyss." -- Colin "Well, you haven't done anything stupid in front of me lately. Other than piss yourself." -- Colin "Like I was planning to do that." -- Alastair "I'm going to strand you in a Shadow of piss. You'll have to drink your way out. We'll see who's laughing then." -- Alastair to Colin "Your beast is sitting there dying." -- GM "Well, as long as I'm OK." -- Colin
"Raise your hand if you're in the Abyss." -- GM "(Alastair's) at the Primal Pattern. When I say at, I mean stuck." -- Ian to Kris "I passed out after I was hit by several thousand volts, yes. Guilty." -- Farad to Colin "I let (the Griffin) sniff my hand, but I won't let him bite it off." -- Alastair to GM "I'm going to hypnotize the Griffin." -- Alastair to GM "(Alastair's) trying to make mental contact with the person who brain-raped him. I just want to point this out." -- Dann to the group at large "Your ears wiggle a little bit" -- GM "Wow, I didn't know I could do that." -- Alastair "Normally you can't." -- GM "I have become more powerful!" -- Alastair "I had a strange mental contact in the place of bondage. I mean the place where I was bound." -- Alastair "(Corwin) beat up Flora and shot Lilith." -- Rasa "Why, did she poorly schedule some appointment for him?" -- Alastair "You think you've had bad days? Look at Alastair. He's pissed himself and been mind-raped on the Primal Pattern." -- Colin "Yeah, but he's still got his Trump deck." -- Rasa "Actually, I'm on my second one." -- Alastair "Perhaps you should take better care of your possessions." -- Bleys "But Dad, (Corwin's) bigger than me." -- Rasa "Well, if I can't come with you, I guess I'll have to go to some corner of Shadow and chew wet cigarette butts." -- Rasa to Colin "You are approached by Death Star-like, Abyss-traveling ships with laser weapons." -- GM "I avoid them." -- Farad "One of your ships is destroyed, but it's not the one you're on." -- GM "Well, if I had to pick a ship, it would be the one farthest from me." -- Alastair "(Colin's) shouting something you can't hear into the Abyss" -- GM to Farad "See, that's why I wanted to conjure a giant floating head." -- Colin "We only *think* it's Farad" -- Colin "Well, that's good enough. If it isn't Farad, we'll just kill him." -- Rasa "Were those your electric flying beasts?" -- Colin "They were." -- Farad "We were fed up with people attacking us so we decided to destroy them." -- Colin "You were pretty good." -- Farad "Hey, they all speak Thari if we talk slow and loud enough." -- Sand to the group at large "I'll have to check the base of the cliff. Not for Bleys but for the Trump deck." -- Lilith to GM "Gabriel, did you swear allegiance to Corwin?" -- GM "Not unless he asked me to." -- Gabriel "So you do swear loyalty to him?" -- GM "Sure, whatever." -- Gabriel "OK, this is what apparently happened. My dad is missing..." -- Rasa "Yes!" -- Alastair "I'm sorry about your dad too. Except, I really didn't want your dad to be king. Um, no offense." -- Rasa to Alastair "Trump Brand, oh giant mind!" -- Colin to Alastair
"Does anyone know what the Jewel of Judgment can do?" -- Corwin "Well, it makes a nice glow." -- Alastair "Why were you guys trying to find Brand when you wanted to kill him?" -- Lilith "Well, it's tough to kill him when someone else is trying." -- Alastair "If you were God, you could have all the ice cream you wanted." -- Alastair "I wish I was a god. I really like ice cream. As God, I could eat a lot of ice cream." -- Farad "I'm the most devious person here, and I don't want to kill anyone." -- Farad "That's a pretty egotistical thing to say." -- Colin "I'm also the most egotistical person here." -- Farad "So, do you speak?" -- Lilith to Wixer "Nope." -- GM "I presume that's the GM saying 'nope,' not the Griffin saying 'nope.'" -- Lilith "I suppose if you consider flailing on the Third Veil until Fiona comes along to remove you transporting out, then Alastair would be in the right." -- Colin to Lilith "And knowing that your mind is titanically larger than mine..." -- Colin to Alastair "Brand has been kidnapped." -- Colin "That's good. How did you kidnap him?" -- Fiona "I didn't." -- Colin "Oh darn. You should have more initiative." -- Fiona "Back, stay back, or the couch gets it!" -- Alastair "Let us question this couch." -- Sand "That's a very noble goal." -- Sand "Well, it's also the only one that won't get me killed." -- Rasa "There's this very powerful Pattern-based spell going off into Shadow." -- GM "That would probably be the source." -- Lilith "You suggested destroying the Pattern, and you're surprised that they attacked you?" -- Alastair to Brand "What are you guys doing, going to Club Med." -- Lilith "We're going to club Farad." -- Rasa "We're going to Trump Brand, just in case he's being beaten by Farad." -- Sand "I get the impression that (Alastair) was in bondage for a long time." -- GM "Dad's a dick, isn't he?" -- Rasa about Bleys "Give me your dagger, too." -- Brand "I don't have a dagger." -- Sand "You pull one out and give it to him." -- GM "I seem to have developed a new power." -- Sand "(Brand) stabs you in the middle of the chest with a long dagger." -- GM "I break off contact, as quickly as possible." -- Alastair "Brand is in your mind." -- GM "I take him." -- Alastair Of all the things you've done before, that seems to have the most success." -- GM "Your blood as poured all over the Pattern in large gouts." -- GM "Oh, how peculiar." -- Alastair "Once more around for everyone, except for Alastair. You're done for the day." -- GM "Do we need to review my character sheet? I don't recall having bad stuff. I could be wrong." -- Steve "I draw my sword and spur my horse in his direction." -- Gabriel "Whoops! Is Gerard there too?" -- Farad "Yes, he just fired an arrow at you." -- GM "Oh, that's bad." -- Farad "You can't talk to (Farad) if you kill him. It's hard to question dead people." -- Rasa "We were just trying to disable him." -- Gabriel "I don't think that drawing your sword and shooting arrows at him says 'disable me.'" -- Rasa "Wixer is dead." -- GM "Yes, yes! It was worth it!" -- Alastair "Why don't you walk the Pattern?" -- Lilith "I would, but I'm being chased by psychopaths." -- Farad
"Your clothes are torn and covered in blood." -- GM "Am I wounded?" -- Alastair "You don't appear to be." -- GM "I've obviously vanquished a horde of foes." -- Alastair "There's something in my bed that Corwin may be interested in seeing." -- Sand "Well if Bleys wasn't dicking me in another game, I'd be more inclined to trust him." -- Patrick "Isn't that a personal thing, and are you sure you want to share it with the group?" -- John "(Alastair's) clothing changes." -- GM "Of course. The clothes he was wearing were totally inappropriate." -- Lilith "You *are* Flora's attache." -- Dann "Put this man in shackles." -- Corwin "Who am I to defy the King?" -- Sand "We caught Farad." -- Corwin "Caught is perhaps too strong a word. I turned myself in." -- Farad "(Walking the Pattern) gets really hard and you stop." -- GM "OK, I turn around and go the other way." -- Gabriel "At noon tomorrow we will blind you." -- Gerard "OK, thanks." -- Farad "This has never happened to me before." -- Gabriel to Fiona, about being stuck on the Pattern "That's what Fiona does... Things to people." -- Gabriel "How did you approach her?" -- Fiona "With flowers." -- Colin "I told you jewelry." -- Lilith "Shut up!" -- Colin "We were doing fine up until (Flora) pointed out that I am your son and shot at me." -- Colin to Fiona "Yes, I stabbed Brand, but that in no way precludes me from working with him in the future." -- Colin "It bursts into flame about five inches from (Farad's) head." -- GM "But does it continue?" -- Sand
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