Date: Mon, 28 Mar 1994 20:34:48 -0500 (GMT-0500)
From: Sean Frost <seddy@mpcc.org>
Subject: log 9
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				SESSION 9

	We begin with the end, of the last session if not of one of our
heroes, Sandr, who, with Ulysses observing, walks the Pattern and launches
himself into adventure.  He arrives on his knees, which is perfectly
suited for his new environment, being a good position from which to grovel
and also to receive several well placed kicks.
	Jubal gets Trumped, but that's secret stuff and no concern of
yours.  Thbt!
	Sandr determines that he's done a bad thing, as he realizes that
he's the captive of a rather abusive, though cute, Chaosite hell-bitch. 
Assessing the danger that he is in, he decides to tell her to suck him. 
She goes to fetch the lampreys.
	Laughter stops by Archimedes' room on her return to the infirmary. 
She is bearing books, but sadly, no breakfast.
	Speaking of books, Cameron remembers back to those glory days of
his youth, before he became an illiterate thug, and recalls that his
mother kept these strange objects called books, or something.  Uncertain
as to their contents, but recalling that some had pictures, he returns to
Chaos.
	Ullysses Trumps Bleys, who's elated at the opportunity to assist
in the retrieval of his moron brother's brat for absolutely no possible
benefit to himself or the universe.  Of course.  He does eventually agree
to look at the Trump which Jubal stole from Sandr.  Ulysses begins a
sketch of Jubal.
	Laughter brings some chicken soup for Archimedes.  She was going
to make him some nice gruel, but those darned cooks insisted that soup was
a better idea. It's all very sad.
	Sandr gets a sinking feeling as he realizes that the Chaos witch
really meant it about the lampreys.  My, but their teeth are sharp, aren't
they?  This is what happens to nasty little boys who use naughty words.
	Ulysses Trumps Jubal, who agrees to give Bleys the card if he will
help him in return.  Ulysses arrives shortly with Bleys, who wonders how
much more imbalanced this dealmaking is going to get.  He decides that
finding Corwin would be a remarkably unhealthy thing to do at this point
in his life, so he drops off Jubal at Corwin's Pattern and vamooses with
the Trump.
	Bleys determines that the Trump is an elaborate trap with which to
capture Sandr.  He refrains from commenting on the astounding lack of
neccessity for such a clever lure.  He springs the trap and contains the
Primal Chaos which waits on the other end.  Ulysses still wants more help,
but Bleys opts not to play free favors anymore and just points out that
the boy has a Trump of Dworkin.
	Cameron raids his mom's library.  He finds Rhiannon and Cirion
listed, as well as a glowing report of Dara.  Jubal, his mother, and the
two assailants are notably missing from the books.
	Ulysses Trumps Dworkin.  The falls into an awed silence as
everyone realizes that Dann hasn't read past the second book.  Dworkin
throws him out, and Flora's lad Trumps his pal.
	Sandr feels a moment of wet pain, then blacks out as Ulysses pulls
him out. Gerard and Fiona assist in remove Nazi boy's latest useless
apendage.
	Jubal Trumps Corwin, and the contact largely succeeds, but it
remains frustratingly distant and ambiguous.
	Archimedes hurts, but he manages to get to the library, where he
researches the Pattern.
	Meanwhile, Laughter works on a lightening spell in the privacy of
her quarters.
	Cameron also notes that Dworkin, Oberon, Benedict, Osric, and
Finndo are still listed in the Chaosite Who's Who.  Jubal is still not
represented.  Cameron sleeps on it, then returns to Amber.
	Ulysses watches Gerard work on Sandr.
	Jubal attempts to walk his father's Pattern, but this does not
happen. Unwilling to puzzle it out at the moment, he instead Trumps
Laughter and returns to Amber.
	Sandr is in a world of pain.
	The game log, at this point in the narrative, takes a pop and
potty break.
	Ulysses Trumps Fiona.  Something about a Trump sketch.  She
suggests that he is just as qualified as she is.
	At this point, Jubal arrives, and he and Laughter seek out Fiona.
	Archimedes has a nice talk with Llewella, who is merrily
destroying people's lives.
	Finding Fiona absent from her room, Laughter Trumps her and gets
denied.  Jubal loses interest and returns to the infirmary to think. 
Laughter leaves a note, then proceeds to the library for books on sorcery. 
She helps Archimedes return to his room.  They decide to graph the
Pattern.
	Jubal can't determine how his mother's mind was wiped.
	Ulysses and Sandr argue over the latter's moral status.
	Cameron arrives in Amber.
	Dinner is mercifully unnoticed.
	Cameron finds the infirmary and feels mighty welcome.  He goes to
the city to look for Caine.
	Sandr mentions that he'd like to fuck Laughter.
	Archimedes tries to come down off the peyote as Laughter dines
with him.
	Ulysses finds a rose for Sandr to give to Laughter.  Gerard,
meantime, relocates the whiny lout to his own room.  Ulysses returns,
followed closely by Laughter.  Ulysses abandons his friend, who kind of
apologizes.  Laughter would rather discuss spell theory.