From dannimal@engin.umich.edu Tue Apr 4 14:29:08 1995 Date: Fri, 28 Oct 1994 15:42:52 -0400 (EDT) From: Dann Fuller To: shadows@umich.edu Subject: Game Log 23 - "If I don't save the Universe, who will?" Sandr is talking to Random. Mok cleanses himself, and then adds to his diary. Damion does things described on paper. Ulysses tries to contact Dworkin, fails, and then goes downstairs to talk to Tianen, with Sylvie. Archi is hiding from laughter, which makes him the smartest person in the game. Sandr is instructed by Random to go find Oberon. He trumps Obe to find out where he is, then uses the Pattern Lens to get there, as the Obermeister is unwilling to bring him through, showing that he's not as crazy as we all think. Mok is training inthe Combat room, slicing up dummies, which makes us wonder where Cameron is. Laughter sneaks up behind him, and shows him what advancements will do to your warfare. It is time to go hunting for Happy Fun Brand, but first Laughter runs her fertility test. Damion talks to Benedict, who is watching fish. Apparently, this is the only way to advance your warfare past infinity. Watch fish. They talk about castle defense, amongst other things. Ulysses Trumps to Chaos, in search of Dworkin, in hopes of finding a way to destroy the approaching army, and gain the affections of every woman (and some men) who have ever existed. Dworkin explains in a cryptic manner how to make the lava stunt work. Ulysses Trumps Captin Verbose, and feeds Sylvie's cats through to Arden. Dworkin and I talk about the inmpeding war while Sylvie tames Morgenstern. It is mentioned that Benedict's, Osric's and Mickey Finndo's mom is leading the army. Mok and Laughter are ready to go, and then Laughter and Archimedes have a heart to heart talk. Sky and Fiona discuss fashion. The six foot blue haired indian babe, and the 5'2" Attitude in a small package talking about clothing. Riiiiight. Anyway, Fiona makes long pants out of Laughter's old clothes, and Sky wears them, if only to make Fiona happy. My, she catches on quick. Sky then get's a Trump Deck, and contacts Grand-dad. The Jewel Requsition Team heads to the stables, where Mok is embarrased beyond the capacity for human understanding. Sandr is in a bar in Amber City with Oberon. Oberon is mad because some young folk pulled him off the primal pattern with a partial imprint. Oops. Sandr convinces the big man to send his undead party mates to Damion. Oops. Ulysses talks to Laughter, in search of the Trumps of Foil that he made a while ago. He then gives them to Damion, who is impressed that Ulysses 'made' a Trump gate in a few minutes. Ulysses then receives a call from Sandr, and he then needs to get in touch with Random. The Jewel Reclamation Team hops into Brand's Universe. Archie is in Camelot. (Or hell, depending on your point of view) He is invited to dinner by the knights. He decides that this place is hell, as he gets no Trump, No Pattern, and No Dount. Mok, the chinned wonder, is Ice Skating. He falls down a big hole, and then tries to climb out. The glacier breaks off, and he is now floating on, watching the sun and moon streak by, as his ride slowly melts. He is distrought. Sky is in her own little hell (it must run in the family). She is in a facsimile of Greece, where she encounters Loincloth-Man. Hercules then beings to worship her as Artimes, a goddess. He's close, she's disgusted. She walks around, sees a staue that looks like Oberon, but is really Zeus. Upon seeing a pegasus, she begins to stalk it. Damion goes to Foil, leaving the undead to track him. Sandr fails in his attempt to find Dworkin. Archi is in Hell. Merlin (shadow, not Corwin's dead son) made an evil chair, which nobody wants to sit in. A shadow of Fiona enters the scene, and needs a knight to help her. She offers a prize, but Archi offers to help without it. He slays a Dragon. Archi gets a big ruby as a prize. Did I mention that he killed the dragon with hand grenades? He meets Laughter's shadow, further reminding him that he is in hell. Archi puns, thus vindicating his existence in this hell. He follows a big white stag through shadow. Mok is in trouble. His ride is melting. Fortunately, he arrives on shore before it's totally gone. He enters a village, where he is worshipped by townsfolk. It takes him a while to sync time frames, so he moves real slow for a bit. Once he is synced, the people flee him. Mok finds a friend, sort of. Sky catches the pegasus, and she and Scantily-Clad boy ride off into the sunset. He is a dork, she is not pleased. The pegasus takes them to Fiona. Sandr fails in whatever it is he tried to do at this point. I think it was Trump Brand, but I'm not sure. Ulysses Trumps Random, to fill him in on news that he gathered. Archi is following the Stag, when a bunch of Wolves start joining the chase. A familiar wolf catches Archi's eye, mainly because he's slept with it. He convinces Laughter to change back, and again, she's butt-nekkid. They arrive at Fiona's spot, where she is crying about Brand and babbling about beautiful stuff. AT THE END OF THE SESSION: Ulysses and Sylvie are in Arden Sandr is trying to tlak to Brand in Shadow. Sky, Laughter, Archi, Fiona are all in Brand's stinky universe. Mok is in cold land, with his eskimo buddies. Damion is in Foil, I think. Cameron is due back next session Quotes: "Oh, the bitage." "Pyuk." "I want to get off of it then!" "This is going to bite." "If I don't save the Universe, who will?" -- Mok "Don't play with the Nazi in the deck." -- Sandr "You cast a familiar shadow." "I'm in Hell." "I'm in Hell." "I'm in Hell." -- Archimedes ______________________________________________________________________________ Dann Fuller Journ Tarmakk Prince Ulysses of Amber Mac/IBM Repair Chancellor, Eternal Ban Trump Artist, Alcoholic, CAEN Service Center Technicolor Conjuror Nymphomaniac, and all 313-763-5413 Eternal Citadel, Faerun around fun guy. --- dannimal@engin.umich.edu --- Golf, an relaxing break from the hassle of the rat race, constantly interrupted by an annoying little white ball. ______________________________________________________________________________