What is your favorite quote?

The answers (in order recieved):

  • "Never make a sound that you aren't proud of, that isn't your best."

  • "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson

  • "walk this way,,, talk this way, walk this way, talk this way, just gimme a kiss"

  • Yeah, like I could narrow it down to one! As if!! :) Well, I guess I'll just name a couple that I've used as sig quotes b4: "I'm not a prophet or a Stone Age man, just a mortal with potential of a superman, I'm living on..." - David Bowie ("Quicksand"), "There are no happy endings, because nothing *ends*." - Schmendrick, 'The Last Unicorn', "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball." - SNL. "I'd rather stay here, with all the madmen, than perish with the sadmen roaming free...I'd rather play here, with all the madmen, for I'm quite content they're all as sane as me." - David Bowie ("All The Madmen") Um...and another movie quote: "Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your SLAVE!" - Jareth, "Labyrinth". I could go on for hours....

  • "Thank God I have done my duty. God and my country." -Horatio Nelson

  • Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.

  • Don't be so heavenly minded that you can do no earthly good.

  • "Absence lessens the minor passions and kindles the great ones, as the wind douses a candle but fans the fire."

  • "Only when a writer has been called a liberal, pseudo-intellectual, oversexed manic-depressive can he be sure he's fighting the good fight." --Steve Gerber

  • Excuses are the pillars of mediorcity.

  • "It's not wise to upset a wookiee."

  • "Come you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, and fill me with the direst cruelty." -Lady MacBeth, "MacBeth"

  • "If space and time is curved, where do all the straight people come from?"

  • Well, let me tell you one thing, son. Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor. --Peter Tork 

  •  "Such filth should be disposed of, men will say,
Nor be allowed to fester and decay,
For, once put into words, rank things may bloom
That send whole generations to their doom;
But knowledge never yet gave birth to Vice,
Nor Virtue looked to ignorance for advice."
                -Agrippa d'Aubigne

"When a true genius appears in the world,
you may know him by this sign, that all the dunces
 join in confederacy against him."
                -Jonathan Swift

"Beware of a Greek baring gifts,
No matter how smoothly he speaks,
For the gift that is brought by the Greek bearing gifts
could turn out to be a gift bearing Greeks."

"Give a man a fish and he shall eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he shall eat for a lifetime.
Give a man a religion and he shall die of hunger while praying for a
fish."

"Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as
they
ought to be. Hence the custom amongst the Scythians of plucking out a
cynic's
eyes to improve his vision."
        -Ambrose Bierce

"Alone: In bad company."
        -Ambrose Bierce

"There's no such thing as justice- in or out of court."
        -Clarence Darrow

  • "I'd like to die naturally in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and hysterical like his passengers."

  • "To Love And Be Loved Is To Feel The Sun From Both Sides" -Dr. David Viscott

  • "Doritos are like the quotes people put at the end of emails - cheesy"

  • Perfect for the customer service types that get the "Customer is always right" crap... "We must allow people to be right, because it consoles them for not being anything else." - Andre Guide

  • Those who stay will be champions

  • "You are only as old as the woman you feel" - Groucho Marx

  • "My dad's name is Donald Adamek"

  • Uncover the cause and you'll uncover the cure.

  • "Women, can't live with 'em... Can you pass me another beer?"

  • "never shake thy gory locks at me" and " tis this a dager i see before the handle toward my hand come let me cluch the"

  • "You are what you should fear." - Marilyn Manson

  • When you come to a fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Berra

  • "If you meet the Buddha, kill the Buddha" - Lin chi

  • ^SLife...is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an english toffee, but they're gone too fast, and the taste is...fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.^T - The CSM, X-Files

  • Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny. Carl Schurz (1829^V1906), German-born U.S. senator. Speech, 18 April 1859, Boston.1 Like glass is friendship, should it break once, the cracks remain always Do not look back in anger, or forward in fear, but around in awareness.

  • "sometimes paper is the only thing that will listen to you"

  • "drunkenness N.- a brief but popular cure for Catholicism-.Charles.T.Sprading"

  • "get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

  • "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach teachers." - George Bernard Shaw

  • My wed one. It is wawmer than my gween one. Elmer Fudd

  • Nebraska Delenda Est

  • "Where we love is home. Home that our feet may leave, But not our hearts." -Oliver Wendall Holmes

  • "Be of good cheer: we'll yet live to piss on the graves of our enemies." -- Edward Abbey

  • Life moves pretty fast, if you dont look around once in a while you could miss it.

  • I would have to say the infamous quote from Raiders of the Lost Ark by Indiana Jones in response to the question "what are you going to do?" Indy's reply: "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along."

  • "I feel so naked, yet so free."

  • You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

  • "Before you acuse me, take a look at yourself."

  • When people say whatz up? I say Hard Dic** and Airplanes

  • The one you have to type a shifted 2 to make on my typewriter

  • "He was a warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, more than a god, less than a man, there is no measuring [his] motives by ordinary standards."

  • "God is like a bowling ball rolling through the alley of life and knocking down the pins of evil."

  • "Once upon a time there was what there was, and if nothing had happened there would be nothing to tell." Charles de Lint, _Dreams Underfoot_

  • "Cogito, ergo sum." Rene Descartes

  • "All you need is love." The Beatles

  • It is better to have loved and lost than to never to have loved at all.

  • "It must be a Thursday... I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

  • Life's just a ride. By Bill Hicks

  • Life is what happens to you while your busy making other plans. -John Lennon

  • "I want my two dollars!!"

  • "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." A. Whitney Brown

  • Get behind early so you have plenty of time to catch up.

  • "The world is so full of a number of things, I'm sure we should all be as happy as kings!"

  • "Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but it's a long one for me." Pete Conrad ,Nov.1969 as he stepped onto the moon

  • "Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness." -- (Terry Pratchett, Men At Arms)

  • "Dear Diary, my teen angst bull**** has a bodycount.." said by Vironica (Wynona Rider) in 'Heathers'

  • What Mother Nature doesn't teach you, Father time will.

  • call your damnable hunt! we shall see who I drag screaming into hell with me...

  • I really don't have a quote, I just have a saying! Boo! I see you too! Take a picture and it will last longer!

  • I feel a lot more like I do now than I did a little while ago.

  • What is life? Life is just a beanstalk and we are all just human beans.

  • It's not the size of the bra, it's the brains in it that matter.

  • Life is like a box of choclates, you never know what your gonna get.

  • The graveyard is full of indispensible men -- Charles de Gaulle

  • What goes around comes around...

  • I have two favorite quotes: 1. We've upped our standards, now, up yours! and 2. Life is like chess: you see all the good moves when it's not your game.

  • "I've been praying a lot lately, it's because I no longer have t.v." -Mark Eitzel(American Music Club), "Apology For An Accident"

  • You'll never complete your journey if you stop to throw rocks at every dog that barks along the way

  • "She was so mad ....She was quieter than a rat peeing on cotton."

    My answer:

    "When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes
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