If you had access to a time machine would you use it, and if so to do what?

The answers (in order recieved):

  • Hell yeah, I'd use it. I'd go forward to a time when something really cool was invented, and then I'd come back and like show all my friends. Cause like, I'd be the only guy with "the really cool future thing."

  • What would I use it for? What wouldn't I use it for? I'd be the time-traveller extrordinaire. I'd be checkin' out the future, checkin' out the past, destroying time-space continuum left and right. I'd be a mad-man! But I'd keep it to myself and perhaps a few lucky individuals. If everyone was doing it, it just wouldn't be as cool. If everybody was doing it, I would probably just check out the future a few times. Might not even bother coming back.

  • I would use it to go back to last week, so that I could get my previous answer at the top of the list by answering before anyone else.

  • I would probably use it to go back in time to high school, and cause one or two particularly obnoxious dweebs to "disappear." Seeing as how no one heas heard from said dweebs for quite awhile now, there's a good chance I may have already done that. Another thing I'd love to do with a time machine is go back to the beginning of the semester, and tell myself about a few things that have happened over the semester and see whether or not I'd believe them, because there has been some debate on that subject.

  • No use for a time machine. If we had time machines, our lives would be much much much different. Why do you need to change life for the better? Living life as it is is the best way to live life.

  • Since the creation of a time machine is impossible I cannot answer this question. In the true philosophical sense of the question...the answer would be no...life is a learning experience based on making mistakes and then making more mistakes

  • No, if you do something you are going to regret, its your own damn fault.

  • If I had access to a time machine I would travel back in time to witness the great mysteries of the world. I would see just how the Egyptians built the Pyramids, I would go back and see the Dinosaurs, meet Christ, and witness the creation of the universe, world, etc. By this time I'd be tired so I would sleep. Then the NEXT day...

  • I wouldn't want to change anything, because all that temporal paradox stuff gives me a headache. So instead I'd just do some visiting, like

  • I'd use it, I'd go back in time, and raise a butt-load of money, and buy all kinds of coolio stuff.

  • TIME MACHINE?? If I had access to a time machine I'd rent it out by the hour..say $125 an hour

  • I would go back in time and undo the major mistake I made, a year ago last September. If you don't know what this is..then good for you others who knew about that 'EX' then you all understand.

  • Absolutely I would use it! I wouldn't try changing anything (that trick never works) but I'd like to visit some ancient cultures... And if I could pick up a few valuable antiques I could re-sell today at a huge profit, so much the better...

  • I would go back in time to put on that blasted condom so that I wouldn't now be attending la maz class with an ex-girlfriend.

  • To see if my dreams of Victoriana and Bohemia were all they were cracked up to be. That and to get some really wonderful additions to my wardrobe

  • Do I get two chances? Okay. These both involve me coming up to myself, tapping myself on the shoulder, and giving myself a bit of info. First, I'd go to April of 91, and drop a hint that having a physical relationship with that blonde woman over there would rank very low on the "Good Choices" list. Then I'd go to June of 95, and let myself know that no matter what I was about to fall asleep, and it would really be better for everyone if I were to stop driving first. Uh... those taken care of, there are a few separate times, like in 92, 93, and 94, when I would remind myself that certain someones do indeed like me and are about to leave so I might want to do things differently the last time I see her.

  • No. Not a very exciting answer, huh? I just don't think it would do me much good. If I went into the past, I'd just try to rearrange things and fix some things, and I try to do too much of that in life already, so being able to do that for real probably wouldn't be such a hot idea. And I definitely wouldn't go into the future, for two reasons: 1) I don't want to ruin the surprise and 2) If bad things are happening, I don't want to know about them yet. I know the arguement is that if I knew about my future, I could prevent it and make a new one, but messing with the cosmos makes me very uneasy. I like to think that everything happens for a reason. Suffering is the path to knowledge! Ho! (Any good hero knows that.)

  • Sure I'd use it. I'd go back to the day I fucked up the best relationship I ever had and I'd not have fucked it up. Plus I'd go back to that day in 1759 when the French got defeated in Quebec by the British. I want a francophone North America, dammitall!

  • I would go back to the time of the dinosaurs and go fishing, to see what I would catch.

  • Oh yes, I would use it to change some of the biggest mistakes I've ever made. Then, when I realized life wasn't as great as it is now, I would go back to the time before the machine was built and destroy it.

  • i'd go back in time and buy stock in well-performing companies. then i'd come back to this time and give the money to people who need it (including me) and probably end up living a life of decadence, but at least i had good intentions.

  • I'd travel back to the court of Henry VIII during the reign of Anne Boleyn. I've always thought it would be interesting to know what she looked like -- this woman who brought about the English Reformation.

  • i would go back to my sophomore year auditions for the high school musical. and, knowing what i know now, i would not have frozen and i would get the part that *was* MINE!

    my answer is

    Absolutely. I'd go back to 1984, and figure out some way to keep Steve Garvey from hitting the home run off of Lee Smith. I would also keep my 3rd grade self from being toasted in Cub Scouts.


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