What is your favorite joke? 

  • Who is Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

  • My life is my joke; and I'm pretty sure that won't fit in these confines. Think that counts? 

  •  
How do you make God laugh?....
make plans.

  • Q   What happens when you cross a Mexican and a
Polish person?
A   A gang member who sprays their name on a
chain-link fence.    =)

  • Drive defensivly - Buy a tank!

  • There's an old joke about two old women who go to a Catskills resort and one of them says to the other: "The food is horrible here!" and the other replies, "Yes, and such small portions."

  • (At a super-hero RPG): Quick Dale, use your power to communicate with lower life forms and speak to the Game Master!

  • I walked in on my wife in bed with my best friend. I said, "Harry, I got to. But you?" 

  • What do you  call a person who speaks two languages?
 Bilingual.
 What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
 Trilingual.
 What do you call a person who only speaks one language?
 An American.

  • Man walks into a bar, takes a seat next to a mega-hot babe, opens a suit-case displaying $5 million dollars cash. Sez he: Would you sleep with me for all the money in this suit-case? Sez she: Well, $5mill IS a lot of money, I suppose so. He closes the case, pulls out $20. Sez he: Would you sleep with me for $20? Sez she: Hell no! What kind of woman do you think I am? Sez he: We've already established that, we are just settlin' on a price...... 

  • Q:How many mice does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?

A:Two, but don't ask them how they
got in there.

  • A college guy is driving through Tennessee. He sees a hillbilly walking along the side of the road wearing just one shoe. He pulls over and says, "Hey, lose a shoe?" Hillbilly says, "Nope. Found one."

  • Microsoft Windows 95

  • There was this man, he dies and goes to heaven. He meets GOD and he says " God, I have so many questions I want to ask !" God says " I don't have much time so I'll let you ask only 2 questions" The man agrees. 
    The first question:
Why did you make women so beautiful?
God answers:
For you to make love to them.
The second question:
Why did you make women so STUPID?


  • Q: When does Michael Jackson go to bed?
A: When the big hand goes over the little hand!!

    my answer is

    How many tuba players does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to drink until the room spins.

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