My name is Dante Passera, and
this is my site.  I used to have a
really neat one, that had a few
pictures of me drinking in the 
shower and doing backflips off
the porch roof.  Unfortunately,
I've succumbed to the tide of
"useful" personal web-sites, so
here's mine.  FYI, that's not a 
picture of me, as a little kid.  I 
just really liked this kid's happy,
can-do attitude.  "Let's go ride
our trikes as fast as we can 
down the driveway, and then 
crash onto the lawn!  Wheeee!"

 
Everything on here is ©2000 Dante Passera,
except for the above picture and the other stuff
that I stole.  If you, yourself, nick any of my
"intellectual property," then I'll come after you with
a vengeance that would make a ninja blush.