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Winter Semi-Formal Pledgetertainment 1999

The 18 Pledges of Zeta Psi (to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")

The first pledge to sign, 
From St. Louis came to us, 
Our Bill joined because of his sis.

The second pledge to sign, 
Arrived here from Mormanland, 
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The third pledge to sign, 
From Newton came not far, 
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The fourth pledge to sign, 
A bassoonist from down south, 
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The fifth pledge to sign, 
He hails from Chicago, 
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The sixth pledge to sign, 
From Hopkinton he hails, 
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The seventh pledge to sign, 
From sunny Florida, 
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The eighth pledge to sign, 
The smartest of us all, 
Jeff knows his pledge stuff,
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The ninth pledge to sign, 
The shortest of us all, 
Bryan sleeps all day long,
Jeff knows his pledge stuff,
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The tenth pledge to sign, 
From northern Ohio, 
Josh has a baldhead,
Bryan sleeps all day long,
Jeff knows his pledge stuff,
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The eleventh pledge to sign, 
From tribal prairie lands, 
Matthew is Face,
Josh has a baldhead,
Bryan sleeps all day long,
Jeff knows his pledge stuff,
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The twelfth pledge to sign, 
From boring Oregon, 
Sid likes Neil Diamond,
Matthew is Face,
Josh has a baldhead,
Bryan sleeps all day long,
Jeff knows his pledge stuff,
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.


The thirteenth pledge to sign, 
We call him Cranial Muff, 
Evan is nosy,
Sid likes Neil Diamond,
Matthew is Face,
Josh has a baldhead,
Bryan sleeps all day long,
Jeff knows his pledge stuff,
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The fourteenth pledge to sign, 
Is a G.I. Joe to be,
John is a bad ass,
Evan is nosy,
Sid likes Neil Diamond,
Matthew is Face,
Josh has a baldhead,
Bryan sleeps all day long,
Jeff knows his pledge stuff,
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The fifteenth pledge to sign, 
And he left with no goodbye, 
Jason is no more, 
John is a bad ass,
Evan is nosy,
Sid likes Neil Diamond,
Matthew is Face,
Josh has a baldhead,
Bryan sleeps all day long,
Jeff knows his pledge stuff,
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The sixteenth pledge to sign, 
Who in circles likes to run,
Mark is the fastest,
Jason is no more, 
John is a bad ass,
Evan is nosy,
Sid likes Neil Diamond,
Matthew is Face,
Josh has a baldhead,
Bryan sleeps all day long,
Jeff knows his pledge stuff,
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The seventeenth pledge to sign, 
He's the tallest of us all, 
Andy like his big words,
Mark is the fastest,
Jason is no more, 
John is a bad ass,
Evan is nosy,
Sid likes Neil Diamond,
Matthew is Face,
Josh has a baldhead,
Bryan sleeps all day long,
Jeff knows his pledge stuff,
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.

The eighteenth pledge to sign, 
And the last one of the bunch,
Sheldon is Coke boy,
Andy like his big words,
Mark is the fastest,
Jason is no more, 
John is a bad ass,
Evan is nosy,
Sid likes Neil Diamond,
Matthew is Face,
Josh has a baldhead,
Bryan sleeps all day long,
Jeff knows his pledge stuff,
Steve needs a haircut,
Yuriy is Russian,
NICK'S TONGUE IS PIERCED,
Dave loves to play pool,
Rahul's not gay,
Todd's a ROTC freak,
And our Bill joined because of his sis.


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