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Using the account involves logging into yahoo.com, entering the login and password, composing and sending your message and logging out. Here's how to do it:
| 1. | Log into Yahoo!mail by clicking here, or going to http://mail.yahoo.com. |
| 2. | Enter the Yahoo! ID: (fashionpolice2004). |
| 3. | Enter the Password (its "floralprint", but don't tell anybody!). |
| 4. | Click on the "Compose" button, & compose your message. |
| 5. | While you're logged on, check out other violations, violators, etc. in the sent-mail or received mail folders. Get ideas from the email messages sent: borrow, modify, be creative, but please don't delete any messages! |
| 6. | Log out when you have completed and sent your violation. |
Not sure how to properly word your violation statement? Check out how previous members of the crack fashion investigator squad have approached those in need. Remember: this could be the most important message a fashion victim may ever receive. Make it count, use creativity, and have fun!
1. Abuser of
plaid receives warning notice.
2. Proof that teachers are not immune to the fashion faux
pas.
3. Like drugs and alcohol, brown shoes and navy pants
should never be mixed.
1. Abuser of
Plaid receives warning notice.
-----Original Message #1-----
From: fashion police
Sent: Friday, August 10, 2001 2:59 PM
To: <username withheld>
Subject: Polo
Do you own anything other than plaid? A few months ago we tried to politely
tell you that you were wearing too much plaid - and you just ignored us . .
.
why? We were only trying to help.
Do yourself a favor - go shopping this weekend and buy some shirts that are
NOT plaid - I guarantee that everyone will take notice on Monday. Trust us!
***************************************************************
The Fashion Police Sartorial Investigation Unit
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-----End Original Message #1-----
2. Proof that
teachers are not immune to the fashion faux pas.
-----Original Message #2-----
Date: Mon, 13 May 2002 17:57:56 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Fashion Police"
Subject: Fashion Alert!!!
To: <<name withheld>>
I am sorry to inform you but you are in violation of
numerous fashion violations. I will list a few of
your current violations:
1. NEVER wear a bath robe and call it a coat. You
should never wear pajamas to work or in public even if
they feel nice and soft.
2. ALWAYS wear socks that match. Match means that
they were bought as a pair for a reason. This rule
only applies if you insist on wear athletic socks with
sandals.
3. NEVER wear textured shirts under a printed dress.
4. Clothes say "dry clean only" for a reason. If you
are not willing to pay for dry cleaning, avoid buying
these clothes.
5. NEVER wear clothes with holes or stains. Teacher's
are not poor enough to resort to wearing these items.
They are always people that would love to purchase
these items at garage sales and thrift stores.
6. Do not add accessories to dress up a casual
outfit. There is a reason that there are clothes in
the "casual outerwear" section and the "dressy"
section. Hint: Never wear bracelets on the wrist or
ankle over your shirt, tights, hose, or socks.
7. Colored tights are not cool. Supposedly they were
cool in the 80's but definately not in 2002.
8. NEVER combine winter/summer clothes. There is a
reason that they don't sell winter sweaters and turtle
necks with summer dresses.
9. Don't choose your clothes by how they feel.
Rather, make your choices by how they make others
feel.
10. NEVER mix gold and silver unless it is your
wedding ring or other inconspicous jewelry that can't
be removed. This especially applies to belt buckles,
long necklaces, pins, and/or earrings.
Set your alarm early so that you can make wise fashion
choices!!!
***************************************************************
The Fashion Police Sartorial Investigation Unit
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-----End Original Message #2-----
3. Like drugs
and alcohol, brown shoes and navy pants should never be mixed.
-----Original Message #3-----
Date: Wed, 3 Apr 2002 11:37:19 -0800 (PST)
From: "Fashion Police"
To: <<name withheld>>
A few weeks ago we cited you with a warning that you
shall not wear brown shoes and navy pants.
Please cease and desist from any further wearing of
ensembles consisting of brown shoes and navy pants.
Further violations will result in a formal citation
and flogging with a white patent leather belt meted
out by the FP. Have you never considered plaid
Sansabelt?
***************************************************************
The Fashion Police Sartorial Investigation Unit
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-----End Original Message #3-----
More violations to be posted soon.
Stay Tuned!
| Since this is a "public access"
account, it means that everyone potentially has access to it. You could
change the password once you are logged on and deny everyone else access
to the account. Or, you could write some really horrible (even unlawful)
message to someone and get people in trouble. This would be bad! So, here's
some sensible rules to follow so that everyone can enjoy the account. _ |
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| 1. | Don't change the password. If you do, other's won't be able to use the account, and then its no fun! |
| 2. | Don't delete incoming or "sent mail" email messages. If you do, nobody else will be able to enjoy them! |
| 3. | Be respectful of others' privacy. If you don't know somebody listed in the "sent mail" folder who received a fashion violation, you probably shouldn't use this account to send additional messages to them. Besides, if you don't know them, how do you know if they haven't corrected their fashion faux pas? |
| 4. | You probably shouldn't do anything really offensive and shouldn't let Yahoo know about the existence of this account. |
| 5. | Tell your friends to come visit the Fashion Police 2004 website. |
| 6. | Have fun and be creative! |
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This page last updated 22-November, 2003, 4:39pm, PST.
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