(seriously)
(sing in key of G)
(it's got more of a three -?-)
(it's very important that we get this right)
I once was a viking
I met a girl to my liking
she said what happened to your hair?
don't you care?
let's discover America
let's get there first
because America will one day be the worst
country
Eric's the Red's
long gone dead
now his boat's in a museum
but you can't see him
cause he likes it
(E-minor)
I once was a viking
(yeah, one more time)
I once was a viking
(hold on wait)
Now I've lost my mind
(as a viking I lost my mind, not me) I met a guy named James
he said he was from Sweden
I said I'm glad to meet you
but I didn't want to meet him
(you know what I mean)
James is a viking
an honorary viking
of the swedish kind
what's wrong with a swedish viking?
(James: uh, I think you forgot about all the swords and fires and cutting off of heads, it's all such a devil thing...uhhh!)
have you heard the one about the german viking?
he played football
(you don't know that one?)
A Joke song.
Performed:
- 10/22/00 Oslo, Norway