Ladies, all this could be yours

height: 5' 7"       weight: 150 lbs       hair: very, very little
eyes: both the same color (though I find no analog for it in nature or in the Pantone color books; I'm trying to get a patent)
scars: one over the eyebrow and one on the hand (neither very noticeable, both from legitimate sporting activities), and a nice one where they took my appendix (more noticeable, but uhuh, not til I know you better)
pluses: I have all my original limbs and an ever-growing supply of nails
here are some more vital statistics