Here are some of my favorite sites on the Web. If they're your favorites too, hit your exclamation point key three times, and wherever I am, I'll hear.

• My friend Paul has a visual zen garden of a website. Caution: peruse and lose yourself in a place far from the worldly cares that aggravate me every $#@! day. If you find yourself unable, or unwilling - to leave it - that's not my fault. Paul's over in Milan.

I'll have more soon, but right now I have to pee.