A dinosaur walks up to this guy and says, "I'm extinct, you know", and the guy says, "Oh I know it. You'd better go take a shower."

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"Oh That Hurt" is a powerful montage depicting the various assassinations of world figures during the 1960s: the Kennedys, Malcolm X, Mahatma Ghandi, Alfalfa. Rendered so realistically and with such vibrant color, you'll swear you're being splattered with red cells. Call now to order your very own plate, before these tragedies become someone else's keepsake.

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