Dear Dave Credits/Disclaimer

Dear Dave: Oh, Nothing: The Letters I Never Sent to David Letterman
©1993-1995 John Cady. All rights reserved.

ISBN 1886099-01-4

Graphic opinions by Amy VerHelst.

First disclaimer: I am a BIG Dave fan, and though I did publish this book in print form, I never intended to make money from it. I just wanted to get it out on the airwaves and hear people's opinions on it; now that the web is here and free and available to a much larger audience, I'm happy to make it available free here instead (I'm afraid I'm just not a capitalist). And yes, I did write to Dave and the show well beforehand for permission to publish. So read it and let me know what you think!

I would like to thank my friends for their help and support of me and for their genuine concern over the civil unrest in Indiana: Amy Verhelst, Beth Penrod, Jenny Carr, Mark Alderete, and Sandy Potter.

Actual real legal stuff (yuck):

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The contents of this publication are fictitious, and are not intended to endorse or criticize products, people or companies. The author and this book are in no way affiliated with David Letterman, NBC, CBS or any of the parent companies of the mentioned products. The quote "Still going..." is a takeoff of the Eveready Battery slogan, and is not related to Metamucil®. Other trademarks are as follows:

The following names are registered trademarks of the companies in parentheses: Metamucil (the Proctor and Gamble Company); Eveready (Eveready Battery Company, Inc.); People Weekly (Time Incorporated); The Star Weekly (News America Publishing, Inc.); Depend (Kimberly-Clark Corporation); Mr. Potato Head (Hassenfeld Bros., Inc.); Guinness (Guinness PLC); Harris Poll (Louis Harris and Associates, Inc.); Woolworth (F.W. Woolworth Co.); Kleenex (Kimberly-Clark Corporation); GQ (Advance Magazine Publishers, Inc.); Mr. Microphone (Popeil Brothers, Inc.); Pepsi-Free (PepsiCo, Inc.); Royal Crown Cola (Royal Crown Cola Co.); Post-It Notes (3M Corporation); Dustbuster (The Black and Decker Corporation); Silly Putty (Binney and Smith, Inc.); Barbie (Mattel, Inc.); Barney (Lyons Partnership, L.P.); "Hi and Lois" (the Hearst Corporation); Kenmore (Sears, Roebuck and Co.); Nintendo (Nintendo of America, Inc.); Velcro (Velcro Industries B.V.); Winnebago (Winnebago Industries, Inc.).

The following names are registered service marks of the companies in parentheses: NBC (National Broadcasting Co., Inc.); CBS (CBS, Inc.); Burger King (Burger King Corporation); Chicago Bears (Chicago Bears Football Club, Inc.); Visa (Visa International Service Assocation); ÒFriends and FamilyÓ (MCI Communications Corporation); Ford Agency (Ford Models, Inc.); Entertainment Tonight (Paramount Pictures Corporation); Wheel of Fortune (Califon Productions, Inc.); MacGyver (Paramount Pictures Corporation); Flintstones (Hanna-Barbera Productions, Inc.); Mets (Sterling Doubleday Enterprises, L.P.); Oprah (Harpo Productions, Inc.); Love Boat (Aaron Spelling Productions, Inc.).

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