Your morning laughs

WIIIAI reviews the candidate statements from the California voter pamphlet, for which the candidates had to pay $20 a word.

While that $20 per word cost scared off some of the poorer campaigns, like that of Arnold Schwarzenegger, it produced a commendable pithiness from the Peace and Freedom candidate for controller: "Raise taxes on the rich; lower taxes on workers."

To be fair to the Gropenator, maybe German words cost an extra fifty euros each.