Roll up the rim to win! *

Condiliar explains to Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay why US forces have killed so many more Canadians in Afghanistan than they have, you know, Osama. "See that tall guy with the beard over there by salad bar? Canadian, right? But imagine you're flying an F-15 at 600 miles per hour at 10,000 feet, hopped up on speed. That could be Osama, right? Would you want to take the chance that it wasn't?"

It being the anniversary of 9/11 and all, Condi once again is showing symtoms of pianist's inappropriate smiling syndrome. Please help Condi and other sufferers by giving generously to the PISS Foundation today.

* Obscure illusion to a Tim Horton's advertising slogan which you've probably never heard if you don't get CBC on your cable.