Alternate ending

Pakistan's dictator Pervez Musharraf was on "The Daily Show" last night:

To conclude the interview, Stewart put Musharraf on the "Seat of Heat," a new feature for the program in which red lights flash around the studio and the guest is asked a final question.

"George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden--be truthful--who would win a popular vote in Pakistan?" asked Stewart.

"I think they'll both lose miserably," replied Musharraf, an answer met with raucous laughter by the "Daily Show" audience.

Alternate ending:

"That's not how we decide things in Pakistan," said Musharraf.

Musharraf also said (really), when asked about the Iraq war, "It has led certainly to more extremism and terrorism around the world."

Fun dinner these clowns are going to have tonight! A chimp, a puppet, and a despot.